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Calum

Entrepreneur, philanthropist, billionaire playboy and inhumane rights activist. Founder and CEO of companies such as Calum's plastic burning business and Torture Corp. Head of Nordea's baby rape project. Recently defunded because of baby right activists.
Friend: Who is a cool dude?
You: Calum is a cool dude and totally not fat.
by notcalum October 12, 2019
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Calum Finnegan

Claim Finnegan is a very cool guy. He’s a single Pringle that’s ready to mingle!
Cmon ladies, Dig in!
“Calum Finnegan is the coolest of them all” said Conor
by Joebuzz635 November 13, 2019
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calu

An acronym standing for "casual laughing"- used when you laugh in a way that is not meaningful or adds to the conversation, either out of nerves or habit. Can replace other acronyms like "LOL" or "LMAO" when the situation is not funny enough to actually laugh, but you are trying to sound less serious.
"Hey, how are you doing today, dude?"

"My mom screamed at me and took my phone, so not very good, calu."
by casuallylaughing November 5, 2020
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Calum Mccudden

A smelly looking ginger individual that is fanatical about minions.
Person 1: Hey my friend is kinda becoming obsessed with minions. What should I do?
Person 2: Oh dude, he's definitely a Calum Mccudden type. I say Ditch him
Person 1: Oh, ok thanks man.
by BalthazarBrat69420 January 23, 2021
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calumhoodsspouse

a tiktoker named niamh (pronounced nee-uv) how currently has a small follower base. They are a libra and an infp *I know right* anyway she is known for fangirling over 5sos, taylor swift, one direction, and more.
cool dude: hey whos your fav tiktoker?
boring dude:oh i dont have one all of them are stupid, what about you?
cool dude: oh its calumhoodsspouse 100%!!!!!
by Jsfsund June 3, 2021
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calumismybsf

Famous tiktoker/robloxer. Known widely for a awesome videos about 5sos. calumismybsf is more amazing and funnier than lele pons.😋😂😅🤣. calumismybsf is also Calum hoods real life best friend😄🤭.
Do you know calumismybsf
Omg how can I not she’s awesome
by Cozynightscandel June 19, 2021
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Calum Warmer

Short nugget like individual. Can't run, claims he goes gym. But just look at the fatty. Doesn't know English. Failed the immigration test.
by 174840493736 October 5, 2021
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