Velcro on the ceiling

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed

My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.

by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

calling dinosaurs

College slang term that refers to the act of vomiting; a play on the sound that one emits during regurgitation.

Freddie drank a fifth of tequila and spent the rest of the night calling dinosaurs from the bathroom.

by Mr. T-Jay April 28, 2003

Scraping the popcorn ceiling

A job so unpleasant, that no one wants to do.
Boring work.
Hard work, time consuming job.

... let’s those newbies scraping the popcorn ceiling!
... the salary is great , but all the work There is like scraping the popcorn ceiling...

by The Brazilient October 5, 2021

calling in rich

"Calling in rich" is to not show up to work because you're senior enough and/or so well vested and rolling in old company dough that nobody really cares what you do.

"Where's whats-his-name today? He was supposed to be in my meeting."

"If he's not there, he's probably calling in rich."

by butterlobster August 12, 2009

ceiling piledriver

to be hit in the head by a falling ceiling fixture

Dudez: Damn, I wish my boss will get a ceiling piledriver just because he's a bitch!

R to the MA: YEAH! He just erlthomed me too!

by Loads of Kikis May 26, 2008

Calling Sally

A euphemism for female masturbation

I spent all last night calling sally because my boyfriend couldn't get it up.

by SallyandSam December 19, 2008

Calling an Ipod

College term meaning either put your headphones in or leave the room because your roommates getting it in ;)

Via Text: "I'm Calling an Ipod" "Yeahh I'll peace out, no glove no love ;) "

by The Dunnestahhh February 19, 2011