Cactus Content

A type of content creation that involves the use of cacti to invoke rage towards BeerBongJohn
Ashley we should totally take your big bearded brother by the sea to try and annoy him with all the Cactus Content and Fish Content possible
by Baxweavingdreams March 30, 2020
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cactus cunt

when a girl has a shaved pussy with little bits of hair starting to grow back that prick you.
your mom has a major cactus cunt problem.
by colin nordheim January 24, 2006
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cactus juice

Mountain Dew.

So named by perennial Dallas city council candidate and activist Sandra Crenshaw, following the 2008 Texas Democratic primary and caucuses which she led.

In a comment posted by Crenshaw on the D Magazine "Frontburner" blog on 3/6/2008, she described a post-caucus event where she intended to serve "popcorn in brown paper sacks and cactus juice (Mountain Dew) and Texas Earl Campbell Links."
Amos: "I hear there is a rally for Dallas city council members' legal defense funds."
Andy: "Really? Will there be cactus juice and sausage?"

Kingfish: "I need to get back to my Southern roots. I was thinking about getting a moon pie and an RC Cola."
Lightning: "You mean some cactus juice and a hot link, right?"
by UncleDoug October 07, 2009
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cactus-hopping

The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.
"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"
"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."
by EnlighteningSD August 22, 2007
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cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.
I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.
by Etch July 20, 2006
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Kinky Cactus

Something that has unclean and distasteful qualities. In a social situation and have unfavorable characteristics something that you wouldn't want to be.
Morgan is not only a Kinky Cactus, but also a DSKC
dude! did you see that Kinky Cactus yesterday? yeah, she's weird....
by a67Aperture January 09, 2013
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shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus
" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "
by eat more pies May 26, 2015
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