cabbage 

1. A item/object/idea that will never make the most gullible person's house.
2. A object that reminds you of a really bad moment (Like MINT credit cards)

1. David: I'm going to make a chocolate kettle!
Fred: That is such a cabbage.
2. David: That clock! It is so....
Fred: Cabbage?
David: Yeah! that's the word!

cabbage by The Forgotten March 24, 2005

cabbage 

to leave someone hanging.

person 1: omg! did i tell you what i did last night?....oh wait, nevermind.
person 2: what?! u hafta tell me now! DONT CABBAGE ME BITCH!

cabbage by K-Fed fo shizzle May 18, 2007

Cabbage 

Totally excellent. Sometimes used with savage to emphasize awesomeness. The origins of this phrase date back to the sixties when drunken silly sailors first found some gold. They're reaction was too cabbage to explain to you guys, so I'll give another example.

Dude that cabbage was savage!
No dude, it was cabbage.
Or maybe even savage cabbage!

Cabbage by McEddie March 17, 2010

cabbage 

luggage cart used at a hotel

He was riding the cabbage through to hotel.

cabbage by that one girllll March 3, 2008

cabbage 

a zombie

cabbage by yo momma says shot yo bitch ass up! September 27, 2003

Cabbage 

A person who can withstand cold temperatures.

Dude! Look at her stand in the snow in a bikini! She's such a cabbage!

Cabbage by OrangeDweeb January 24, 2004

cabbage 

Shorter kind of disgustingly cabbagey type of person... residing in a town called Orangeville... very awkward almost all of the time... enjoys purposely spilling beer on undeserving people's pants making it look like they pissed themselves... May come attatched to a cabbage string!

HEY CABBAGE JUST POURED BEER ON MATTY'S PANTS FOR NO REASON.... delete that picture (the string is showing)...

cabbage by Sanchez Mcgee March 2, 2005