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Legal in the Czech Republic

Term used to excuse actions which, in your own country, are illegal. Because everything is legal in the Czech Republic.

In other words, it's legal somewhere, so it must be OK to do it.

(Should not be used as a guide when visiting the Czech Republic, which probably does have one or two laws).
Edith: Quentin, you just ran a red light!
Quentin: Don't worry, it's legal in the Czech Republic.

Tarquin: You'd better not try anything, she's underage!
Jacob: Ah, but she's legal in the Czech Republic.
by NeilosUK October 7, 2008
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Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023
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Going Czech

Unlike "Going Dutch" on a date, where a couple splits the bill, "Going Czech" means that meat is on the menu after dinner.
"meat" of course, meaning "penis".
"After dinner, we were "Going Czech"... Good thing i left room for dessert." - Women
by Mr. McDutch February 14, 2014
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it's fuckin czech

it's fucking great, good, the best
yeah, it's fuckin czech !
by andybear123 November 30, 2010
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vibe Czech

pronouced Vibe check

unexpected throwing out of the windows
P: Where is Austria ?
H: Porbably failing vibe Czech
by Liba November 18, 2019
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Heat Czech

EveN1ngW0uld
That EveN1ngW0uld is on fire, he’s Heat Czech.
by Rdsx October 4, 2022
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Going Czech

Unlike "Going Dutch" on a date, where a couple splits the bill, "Going Czech" means that meat is on the menu after dinner.
"meat" of course, meaning "penis".
"After dinner, we were "Going Czech"... Good thing i left room for dessert." - Women
by Mr. McDutch February 14, 2014
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