the cutest person alive

from his adorable eyes to his dumb smile, he is my love and the cutest and yet sweetest person alive.

person 1: wow who’s that?

person 2: the cutest person alive ofc.

by dead_zombiiee January 1, 2022

Cutest thing ever [cute]

My boyfriend. He is so cute and adorable and I just love him so much. You can't be mad at him.

My boyfriend is the cutest thing ever cute

by Hegotthatcutelook February 23, 2020

Cutest person

My gf

My gf is the cutest person on earth i love her so much

by Erithebat March 20, 2021

Cutest Girl Ever

Could only ever be the lamest handle in all of urban dictionary land. This self given title is obviously a joking play on words because anyone that could call themselves this name and then give a definition that’s so low and cruel must be because they are they’re one and only fan. This “person” is obviously the furthest thing from being cute inside or out. IRL they are ugly af and end up fat and friendless because of just how mean they truly are.

Guy; Man did you see the definition that the cutest girl ever wrote in the urban dictionary dang that’s one mean fuckin ugly bitch!

Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!

by CrazyBrains420 July 25, 2024

Cutester

To win an argument with someone about which of you is cuter.

Izabella: You’re cute

Bella: You’re cuter

Izabella: You’re even mOrE cuter >:(

Bella: WELL YOURE THE CUTESTER

by bella.2005 March 8, 2019

Cutest person alive

You, seb Id do anything for you

Cutest person alive

by Austinpwers December 17, 2022

Cutest

The word reserved for John L, because he is the cutest person alive. No arguments. No competition. He is the final boss of cute, aka the cutest

“Wow, that puppy is cute.”
“Yeah, but John is the cutest.”

by Smittyis#2 October 3, 2025