custard darling

White girl

Chayzee custard darling over there

My custard darling is penggg

by Finesse.latinaLuciaa June 3, 2017

custard and jelly

Cockney rhyming slang for telly

I got chordy (stolen)32 inch custard and jelly do wanna buy it.

by Constant John February 14, 2009

Custard Cream

The most infamous of party pranks. A custard cream is where you and a group of friends pin down another party goer and insert a custard cream biscuit into their rectum. Often followed by duck taping over the cavity to make sure it is secure.

Did you hear about John?
Yeah apparently he got custard creamed last night

by J_Hop May 2, 2016

custard pillow

A baked culinary delight.

Matt makes the most delightful custard pillows.

by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003

Custard soup

The mixture of semen and piss in a bowl that is then slurpped up by a dirty whore.

Damn that bitch slurpped all that custard soup and even asked for seconds

by ericbumfluff September 9, 2010

Custard Hole

When ones butthole is the consistency of custard from being ULTRA Punished

"I fucked this ho last night but dam she had a custard hole"

by Ultra Ninja January 23, 2018

Custard Donut

Slang for anally cumming in somebody so it looks like custard oozing out of a donut.

“Oh man Aedan, I gave Natasha a custard donut last night it was fantastic!”

by DrPewnLuver October 1, 2018