Custard apple

When you pull out to spray your man gravy over your girls chest puppies ,and direct hit your load right in her Adams apple

"Last night I gave her a custard apple "

by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018

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Knuckle Custard

A busted load of jizz all over your fingers after rubbing one out.

Hand me my gak towel. I need to wipe up this knuckle custard.

I apparently didn’t wipe my hands good after jacking off this morning. I still got knuckle custard on them.

by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2018

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Custard Kid

Someone who eats custard in a pot with a spoon.

Person a: look at Ryan, he's such a custard kid

by anonymous3748273 May 03, 2022

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Lung custard

Like lung butter. Possibly lumpy.

Clotilda Puddingworth coughed up some lung custard. Shall I put this in a sandwich, she wondered.

by Mr Thick December 19, 2012

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Custard Pop

The post coital penis. When you bust your nut custard in your girl’s vag or ass and after withdrawal, she graciously orally inhales your juice covered chubster and cleans you off.

Rachel is such a gracious young lover. She always takes the custard pop.

She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.

by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018

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