cuntogenarian

Noun: A bitchy old woman.

"Better watch out when you drive to the mall... a lot of cuntogenarians out on the road today."
or...
"When I'm older, you can look for me in the cuntogenarian Hall of Fame."
or...
"That Professor Smith shouldn't be teaching Child Development... what a cuntogenarian!"

by Snows June 6, 2008

Card-captors

The best Cartoon cn the planet, even if it is dubbed by ass-hole Americans who think us Canadians still live in igloos.

The Cartoon Cardcaptor Sakura is the original version.

by Sakura Avalon January 10, 2005

cuntox

The largest form of cunt available.

The literal oxen of cunt (shortened to cuntox).

man, fred is a cunt.. infact he is past the stage of being a cunt he has now reached cuntox status

by Andypandy April 26, 2006

cuptoast

A cat with 9 lives

hey cuptoast, what the fuck is oatmeal.

by imgenericsoimboring December 14, 2021

Cumtoon

Cumtoon

A spittoon-like canteen you keep on the side of your bed so you can bust a big load of cum in a girls mouth so she can just lean over after your done and spit it out

My girlfriend hates cum in her mouth or even on her body and refuses to swallow my cum, so I keep a cumtoon by my bed so she can spit that shit out and not throw up all ofer my dick. cumtoon

by CJIZZZLE NUMBA1STUNNA!!! August 26, 2013

cuntomize

To make or alter an individual's lady parts to serve her "target market."

"I like it best when the curtains match the drapes. Could you cuntomize?"

by pickz January 9, 2014

Cuntouche

An arrogant cunt, also a self-serving douche.

Hails from a long line of Highlanders.

There can be only one.

Zeromus is talking again, that guy is the Cuntouche

by Stukar December 26, 2014