Crusty

adj. Being nasty, gross, unpleasent, smelly, or just ugly

Man1: Hey guys!

Man2: Ewwww! Your so crusty dude!

Man1: I showered last week!

by Mexskimo March 1, 2011

Crusty

Someone who is part of extinction rebellion ... according to the current Prime Minister Boris Johnson.. People are proud to be a crusty, some absoloutley revolted. Its only a way for him to get through brexit sadly, by shaming protesters.

"Extinction rebellion are a bunch of uncooperative crusties"
"I'm proud to be a crusty"

by Ferretino October 26, 2019

crusties

a condition comon in everybody. pieces of dried poo sandwiched in between your buttcheeks. to remove these sandwiched poo pieces, simply put your finger in your butt and stroke until poo is eliminated.

when i tried to anal this girl, her crusties hurt my penis.

by mr man August 23, 2004

crusty

A Very old woman who hasnt got any in like 30 years

yo mama or girl friend

by h May 12, 2004

Crusty

an adjective to negatively describe something in place of a swear like dumb ass or something along those lines

Damn jimmy your so crusty.
Wow i swear frankie is the definition of crust.

by JonDaDon July 16, 2010

crusty

a guy who is crusty. someone who is dirty looking, someone that you would not talk to.

"unh uhh girl that boy is crusty. i just wanna hit him with some body spray."

by litwiinka January 10, 2008

crusties

the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade

No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crusties on his face

by footballfiend5 February 7, 2009