crib robber

When, typically a man, tries to date a much younger female.

Tyler: Dude you should go talk to Kara, she's checking you out!
Jacob: No way! I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I ain't no crib robber!

by bowizzle69 July 20, 2006

Seed Cribs

A seed crib is when you plant your baby seeds or any seed into a container. Aka a baby crib.

The seed cribs are ready for some awesome flowers to be planted!

by AngiesAwesome April 07, 2019

Crib Hop

A genre of music, usually 70-90 BPM liked by teenagers with no taste in music. This music is played at sweet 16's where all the little kiddies form a circle in the middle of the dancefloor and grind on eachother at 70 BPM. ie. Lil Wayne or Mims

That new Crib Hop song is so hot I fingered Jessica at her Sweet 16 while her mother was eating dessert.

by Shady Gray June 23, 2011

Crystal crib

a meth lab

Damn dude, the cops busted up my crystal crib

by ninjaweiner February 17, 2012

crib digits

Your boy’s address.

We have been talking, but now you are ready to come over. Here are my crib digits.

by tinkerslink November 17, 2018

port-a-crib

Another word for a mobile home or trailer home. A home on wheels. Can also be used in reference to a trailor park. Derived originally from a baby's portable fold up crib. Crib in this usage is the definition of a home and port-a is used to describe its mobility.

There are no ghetto places in our town - except for the trailor park. The last time I went to someone's port-a-crib I almost got knived.

by Tay From Da Bay August 03, 2007

crib notes

Notes written on the hand, arm, or leg to assist in cheating on quizzes and exams.

I couldn't remember the formula so I made a crib note on my left forearm.

by Bart Simpson April 30, 2004