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vax-cattle

a person, (usually one with left-leaning political sensibilities), belonging to a neo-secular religious cult, who embraces the new religion of pathogen-fear-worship. These zealots worships at the altar of media-promoted and government-induced panic-porn and intellectual-fear-masturbation. Characteristic traits most closely resemble the mental health condition - hypochondria, but with the additional characteristic of the intent to virtue-signal their own worth and the worth of others based on the amount of fear one is able to be publicly exchange or display relative to the others within that respective social group. Within those groups, fear is monetized, prioritized, socially incentivized, and exchanged as a form of social currency used to purchase, sell, broadcast, and extol the following sentiments: reverence, ego, rapport, faux-virtue, adoration and admiration. Adherents to the religion engage in a friendly rivalry that most closely resembles a sort of alarmism-olympics and panic-competition, wherein they emote either an actual or feigned sense of trepidation in order to decide the social hierarchical ranking and status within the group.
Man, those vax-cattle are begging for state issued vax passports, its almost akin to Israelites wanting to be issued star of David armbands.
by bobbysixkillr April 7, 2021
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catten

This is cat that is a full grown cat but with a personality of a kitten.
T-bo:So,how is your new cat?
Bri-man:Dude,it's a catten!
by iamthedream October 2, 2006
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Cattle Decapitation

this is an amazing death-grind band. the only way i can describe their music is like cannibal corpse, carcass, napalm death, and slayer all on steroids. and the vocalist, travis ryan, has seriously, the BEST exhales ever!!!!
oh man, i just listened to cattle decapitation!

dude, thats awesome!!!

i know, they're great!
by GeStAtIoN oF sMeGmA June 16, 2010
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Cattin Off

When you're not acting the way you need to be acting in a certain situation, by either doing something dumb or not doing something you're supposed to be doing.
"Aw what? He forgot to put gas in his car when he knew we were tryina go to the club? Man he be cattin off."
by Enomus April 4, 2009
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Catto

Doggo, but for cats.
That is one cute catto you got there.
by Kuro0kami September 14, 2016
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All Hat and No Cattle

Originating: American South West.

Loosely Synonymous: Superficial, Not Authentic, Less Than Meets the Eye.

Literally referring to someone who wears a cowboy/rancher style hat & clothes, but has no cattle or live stock. An individual dressing like someone they are not.

Figuratively or metaphorically referring to someone who does not meet the expectations or image that they put forth. A person who doesn't back up what they insinuate or say.
He walks around town with his 10-gallon hat and a bolo tie, but that's all it is. He's all hat and not cattle.

He says he can cook authentic Italian dishes better than a restaurant, but after he made me Chicken Parm that night I can tell he's All Hat and No Cattle.
by Mack'nJackson June 18, 2018
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catted

catted = incapacitated by having a sleeping cat on your lap .. it’s illegal to move them except in extreme circumstances like house fire or ya gotta pee real bad. others in the house are obligated to fetch drinks and other necessities in support of catted-ness . i don’t make the rules
honey can you grab me my phone i'm catted
by stinkysquid April 20, 2018
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