Catholic for Convenience

Can apply to two related groups.

1. Parent of a child who needs to get said child into a Catholic School. This parent and or parents haven't been to mass in at least a decade, Christmas doesn't count. They definitely have no interest in their child being indoctrinated by the clergy but need a good school for their child. Most common in the Republic of Ireland as 90% of the schools are controlled by the Vatican and you aren't getting your child enrolled with a Baptismal Cert. Can also apply to parents within the feeder area for a good Catholic school anywhere on earth.

2. A child that has been baptised to have the paperwork to get into a Catholic School. Has only been in a Roman Catholic Church once and that was for the Baptism.
Brian: "There goes Maeve Brannigan, she was only baptised last week, first time I've ever seen her in a church. 4 years old is late for baptism!

Anne:" Her parents couldn't get into St. Patrick of the Immaculate Conception without the Baptismal Cert. They've joined the 'Catholic for Convenience' Club, we'll see them in mass next at Maeve's First Communion. Can't say I blame them! It was an administrative decision!
by Catholic For Convenience Dad December 18, 2021
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Convenience

A side effect of drinking Moup
One sip a day keeps convenience at bay.
by hobiwobi April 22, 2022
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Convenience Coma

Excuse you use so you don't have to deal w/ what you did when you were drunk even though you DO remember.
Felix was talking about the night one minute and next he was totally crying convenience coma.
by Irish Goddess January 11, 2011
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Convenience store

They aint gonna be more then what they are now. They friendly to every "customer" and just onto the next. Thinking they something super like a super market but they just a drive by stop, everyone welcome at.
by Daisy3092 October 17, 2019
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convenient racist

A person who is only racist around people of his own color, race, or creed. Someone who feigns acceptance in public but slurs other races when in private company.
Billy Johnny makes me feel bad about being from the south because he is a convenient racist who drops the N-word when black people are not around.
by DOCTAFUNK March 31, 2021
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steamrolling for convenience

Molding someone unnecessarily to own need
Giving preference to own benefit n sacrificing others.
Misusing the rights or forfeiting the right of others for own benefit
When someone is convicted without sufficient evidence and the purpose is to get it over so that the case can be closed. It can be defined as This is the example of steamrolling for convenience.
by Jalookaloo December 21, 2016
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Convenience fee

A fee for paying a speeding ticket fine online. Convenience fees were invented by traffic courts after they implemented online fine payments. They recognized that traffic tickets were meant to be punitive and online payments of fines seemed less punitive than mailing a check or paying in person, so they are having traffic violators pay more for the convenience of paying online. Other greedy companies decided to copy traffic courts and decided to add convenience fees to their bills to customers.
Traffic violator: My fine is $105. I'll just pay online now that this option is available.

NJMCDIRECT: "$105 fine plus $3 convenience fee"

(15 years later)

Electric bill: "$62.25 plus $2.25 convenience fee"

Hertz rental car toll bill: "$4.25 tolls plus $19.98 convenience fee"

Former traffic violator: (Flashbacks to paying a speeding fine 15 years earlier) "Speeding ticket speeding ticket speeding ticket..."
by Leopards14 October 02, 2023
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