Convenient

"If you want credit for the things you do you're bad" ~ The celebrity who uses exclusively other people's work.

Hym "Well, that's awfully convenient, isn't it? Because that way you don't have to give me credit... AND I'm bad for wanting to be credited! Isn't that just wild? And it's the structure of reality do it. That's not a just thing that he's making up to spite me. That's a real facet of reality."

by Hym Iam February 5, 2024

Convenient Anatomy

Medically, when one's anatomy lends itself to easy and convenient cleaning, manipulating, and/or repositioning.

In medical context: John Doe's incontinence was super easy to clean because of the convenient anatomy of his scrotum.

by BriHartGuy July 31, 2013

test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"

Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.

by HuntingLife September 8, 2021

Globe Street Convenience

A store in Fall River, MA that sells a bunch of foreign food

Wow, Aiden, going to Globe Street Convenience again? You really love Japanese snacks!

by addingsillystuffbecauseyes March 3, 2025

steamrolling for convenience

Molding someone unnecessarily to own need
Giving preference to own benefit n sacrificing others.
Misusing the rights or forfeiting the right of others for own benefit

When someone is convicted without sufficient evidence and the purpose is to get it over so that the case can be closed. It can be defined as This is the example of steamrolling for convenience.

by Jalookaloo December 22, 2016

Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.

Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.

by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023

Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.

Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.

by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021