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Shit Contraction

Prior to taking a dump, you get horrible pains in your stomach. Those pains sometimes get so bad that you just want to lay on the ground and get into the fetal position.

Pregnant women get contractions and they must hurt a shit load and so do shit contractions.
Duder 1: Dude, hurry up in that bathroom, I have to take a dump!
Duder 2: Hold on, I'm only brushing my teeth.
Duder 1: I'm having shit contractions, please hurry up!
by FoulMe January 4, 2012
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Crowd Control

(plural Crowd Control) Abbreviation: CC

1. a. The ability to limit, prevent, or influence an opponent's movement or actions in a game. b. A spell or ability possessed by a player to do so.
2. a. Crowd containment, direction, and comfort to maintain safety and order. b. A product used to do so.
1. Our team needs more crowd control to chase down fleeing enemies.
2. Effective crowd control prevented a riot from breaking out in the packed stadium.
by Ender-A December 20, 2009
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Bitchy Controlling Himbo

A guy who is arrogant, manipulative, self-centered and fragile. He tends to make misogynistic, homophobic, racist and predatory statements in the public eye while considering him as an "alpha male". The perfect example of one is Andrew Hate aka Tate.
Jessica: Hey girl, have you heard about Andrew Tate.
Rosa : Hell yeah I heard all about that Bitchy Controlling Himbo.
Jessica: He's most definitely is one.
Rosa: Totally.
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Contessa

A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.

Strong Women.

Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess

Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering

Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.
Wow!

Look at Contessa

No one can get in her way of what she wants!!
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