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Suicidal Comment

A comment, typically made on a post in a chatroom or social networking site with all intentions and/or likelihood of

1. getting the shit beaten out of you.

2. sounding so stupid it would make every single person in the conversation want to stare at you in utter disbelief.
Jake hit on Emily with a suicidal comment on Facebook yesterday. Needless to say, he came to school today with a black eye courtesy of Jim, her pissed-off boyfriend.
by l2blackbelt March 4, 2010
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Comment section

A chaos where humanity goes to """talk""" about their shitty lives.
Guy 1: Dude, this youtuber's comment section is a piece of shit
Guy 2: ikr
by lol10096 June 3, 2018
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no comment

The reply to a question that you wish not to answer due to the inconvenience that your response may incriminate you in one way or another.
Girl #1- "Do you like Matt's new hair cut?"
Girl #2- "...no comment"

Girl #1-"You and Josh were upstairs for a while last night! What the hell were you two doing?"
Girl #2-"No Comment"
by R.N. July 16, 2007
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commander in theif

George Bush, after his douchetard brother Jeb manipulated the Florida ballot count in Dubya's favor, causing a nationwide chain reaction that raped away any notions American citizens have that we might live in a free society or country where our fucking votes actually count for something more than a poor man's ass rag. For more information on the Florida vote counting debacle, go to www.unprecedented.org, a website for documentary of the same name, which outlines all of the criminal actions taken by the Republicans and fucking chimp-like bloodline of the Bushes.
"Hail to the cheif, our commander in theif" a twenty year old protester shouted, just before George Bush had him beaten to death and thrown into the landfill amongst the boxes of 86'd voting ballots.
by freedomplease November 18, 2003
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YouTube shorts commenters

Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.

Usually say something a long the lines of :

“(insert quote from the video)”

“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts

“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”

“First”

“As a (insert word)…”

“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”

“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.

2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023
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Commentary Sperg

Someone who is involved with the happenings of the YouTube commentary community to an extreme, almost obnoxious degree. They spend a lot of time ranting ("Sperging out") about petty drama and have extensive, often unnecessary knowledge about said dramas.

Said people often have no life outside of the internet and spend their spare time in commentary discord servers or calling into livestreams to "Debate" others on recent drama, Despite Usually having no following of their own. Often, commentary spergs are used by the YouTubers themselves for information about events in the community.
Person one: I just found out that in a 2018 livestream, *Youtuber* made a negative comment about Keemstar-

Person two: You're such a commentary sperg.
by metaz January 19, 2023
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Comment Risk

The risk brought on by specific comments on any particular Facebook status. Comments with high comment risk would be things like comments by your family on a status meant to make your friends laugh. Comments with extraordinarily high risk are usually deleted in order to still get the intended attention.
God dammit, my mom just commented on that inside joke I posted. I'll have to delete it, too much comment risk.
by xuberxhaxxx July 7, 2010
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