EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

the ultimate diss, typed in all caps, first uttered by SICK1 in the online browser-based game solar empire

noob: (some typical stupid statement by a noob)

SICK1: EAT A BOWL OF COCKS!!!

by drumac January 9, 2009

Goldie Cocks

A female that samples multi peni to find her perfect vaginal fit .

Ahhhhh that Charlie is a right Goldie Cocks , she's tried Tom, Dick and Harry, but turns out Craig's was jusssssssst right.

by fallyscouse November 21, 2015

pygmies cocks

used to denote unusally long and thick nipples

Man Mike was hot last night, when robbie gave him one up the arse he got so aroused his nipples were like pygmies cocks.

You could hang a donkey jacket off his nipples they were like pygmies cocks

by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006

Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth

derived from the cliche "too many cooks spoil the broth"

1. saying used when homosexuals get involved with a straight mans relationship.
its implying that the gay want a piece of the action

2. used against an ugly women when they are trying to get with a man
implying they are so ugly they are infact a man and have a cock

1.

Jim: This gay guy keeps trying to give me relationship advice
Josh: haha well you no what they say, 'too many cocks spoil the broth'. he clearly wants you to
Jim: o god no!

2.

Tom: have you heard that ellie is trying to get with jim
Josh: jesus christ shes disgusting
Tom: yeh i've been telling jim 'too many cocks spoil the broth'

by joshinho April 8, 2010

Knocking Cocks

This is the lead up steps before the act of "Cock Blocking" or being "Cock Blocked". Cock Knocking is the period of time when 2 or more bachelors are actively competing for the affections of their desired female.

"Yo Joe, When we go to the club make sure to call your shots so we're not knocking cocks all night"

by illestrader December 22, 2014

Stroke cocks

Stroke 2 or more hens,chickens or cocks.

Person 1: I was expecting Belle Delphine stroke cocks!
Person 2: She actually stroke a animal/bird called a cock. She could stroke an actual man's private part if she wanted to.

by Belle's Inactive Twitter December 6, 2019

eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020