click bait hero 

click bait hero (n): an online Samaritan who saves many the pain of opening a sensationalised article by releasing the mundane details in the thread below, typically attaining top comment status.

TOP COMMENT: All you need to know is that Will Smith got his name because it is short for 'William'.

REPLY: You sir, are a click bait hero!

click bait hero by Spagalucci October 1, 2016

Click-Bait 

When a news article or link has a provocative title in order to get you to click on it.
Even though it's actually total sensationalism bullshit.

TITLE
'President Obama loves KKK!?'

"Hey what the fuck, Deshaun you see this shit?"
"Ahah man, that shit's just click-bait!"
*click*
"Obama loves the Krispey Kreme's new special item, 'Krispey Glazed Bear Claws.'"

Click-Bait by John Nostalgia August 2, 2014

clickbaiter

A person or website that posts eye-catching headlines for stories that aren't very accurate or just plain made up, in the hope that they'll go viral on social media, bringing in ad revenue. Also, a generator of fake news that frequently claims to be doing "satire" when called out for just making up outrageous shit.

He fancies himself a hip satirist, but he's really just a second-rate clickbaiter.

clickbaiter by PieterB March 10, 2015

Click bait 

An urban dictionary reader searched the term "click bait." What happened next will shock you.

I'm never gonna click that link--there's no story there. It's click bait!

Click bait by Brianator37 June 24, 2016

Cockbait 

A promiscous, slutty chick whose primary purpose for existance is to attract as much cockmeat as possible so that she may always be full of male ejaculate. Not overly concerned if the jizz is sliding down her throat or dripping out her dirty snatch.

May also be a particular item said female would use to help lure helpless penis meat in her direction.

That girl is total cockbait. Every Friday night she is out trolling the bars with her merry band of skanks hoping to score a dick in her mouth.

Even though shannon wouldn't admit it, her new swimsuit, purpusefully chosen to show off her ample cleavage was nothing but cockbait. She hoped the additional cockbait would help her snag some nice water cock when her and Jennifer go boating and there are hundreds of drunk horny guys about the lake.

Shannon"My cockbait worked like a charm. I had a guy below deck in no time...he shot a huge load all over my titties...I sucked 5 more guys off in the stabbin cabin that very weekend"

Jen - "Whore"

Cockbait by Little Dick July 25, 2012

click bait 

An eyecatching link on a website which encourages people to read on. It is often paid for by the advertiser ("Paid" click bait) or generates income based on the number of clicks.

This is not news, really. It’s click bait, the stuff pageviews are made of.

OR

This is the worst article I've ever read, clearly from a massive Microsoft hater or paid by Apple/Google. It's just paid FUD clickbait, wouldn't expect any better of news.com.au. Source: Whirlpool Forum 21 Oct 2012.

click bait by John Prior October 30, 2012

clickability 

The ability to click on a link in a web page or an Email.

Hey! This link is not clickable ! Did you test its clickability before to send it to me?

clickability by koulkov October 26, 2011