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Christmas

An Excuse for Americans to have outrageous parties to get drunk, spend hundreds of dollar for gifts their children want and throw away after a few days and egg nog.
Example isn't needed for the word Christmas as it is stated in the definion. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN NEED ONE!
by APokedex November 5, 2011
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If you don't know what Christmas is then you must live under a freaking rock!
by Sanchezgiver January 10, 2004
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The time of year when Santa rises from the dead. Hypnotises a couple of reindeer hanging out in a log cabin to be his slaves and uses them to carry his fat carcass to small childrens house and lick the naughty ones whilst emptying his bulging red sack down the chiminey of the good ones...then killing the reindeer and storing them in the freezer...
four more reindeers were missing today due to christmas
by Dr Fennopolis December 31, 2003
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used only in New Mexico, WHICH ROCKS.
Means getting both red AND green chile on your food 'cause you're a total badass for living in NM
Red or Green?

Dude, hook it up with the christmas!
by NM Rox March 12, 2005
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New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.
25th of December
by waffle October 23, 2003
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The time of the year when peoples bank accounts empty out
This christmas shoping left me broke
by Camii:) December 1, 2010
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Celebrating the birth of Santa.
It's Santa's Birthday! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
by pagis September 17, 2006
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