Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.
Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Bag of Chisels

A woman or man who tags along but is not really wanted (Deadweight, Excess Baggage, Burden)
A girlfriend who is nothing but dead weight holding you down.

What would you do with a bag of chisels...I don't know...EXACTLY
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work the chisel

Billionaire man-child fantasizing about stroking Donald Trump's penis.
"At this rate of achievement, not only should President @realDonaldTrump be on Mount Rushmore, I want to personally work the chisel!"

- Elon Musk
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chisel spin

A dick penetrating The female genatalia while spinning at a high velocity.
"Your mom likes it when
I chisel spin her"
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chisel spin

A dick penetrating The female genatalia while spinning at a high velocity.
"Your mom likes it when
I chisel spin her"
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grill chisel

Big ass toothpicks, atleast 4 times the diameter of a normal toothpick. They have a flat end for scraping and a pointed end for picking
Damn dog!

What mang?
You got a big nasty piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth.
Its aight, I got a grill chisel
by btjohnson December 29, 2009
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Chiseled Cheese

A youtuber that makes videos on Roblox. He is very pro.
Chiseled Cheese cut the cheese yesterday.
Chiseled Cheese's favorite word is "pro".
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