Canadian Chastity Belt

Denim underwear.

Nothing completes a Canadian Tuxedo like a Canadian Chastity Belt.

by canuks rule October 28, 2009

Facebook chastity vow

A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.

In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.

This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.

"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."

"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"

by shortblondefriend October 17, 2011

who wears the chastity belt

Refers to a person in a relationship who doesn't "put out." Typically it is a woman who does not want to have sex even in a committed relationship, but it can also refer to a guy not pleasing his woman or not committed to the relationship.

Dude: Man, my girl totally refuses to have sex with me.
Dude's Friend: Well we know who wears the chastity belt in the relationship!

by XonyMudd July 24, 2010

Trailer Park Chastity Belt

Anything preventing sexual activities. Either a bandana ducktaped over the underwear, or a tampon/Maxi-Pad.

"Oh, dont try anything with Johnny; he's got a Trailer Park Chastity Belt on."

by amarettoriot February 8, 2009

Ampallang Chastity

The effect on your sex life when women look at your genital piercings and say, "Uh-uh. No way."

Poor guy, he thought he was so cool, getting three different genital piercings. Now it's Ampallang Chastity for him.

by DancingKali May 30, 2011

Make chastity

To lock up a males penis so he can't masturbate or have unauthorized sex without consent of usually female key holder.

I sent my chastity device keys to kim kardashian so she could control my orgasms, told her to pass key along to khloe or kourtney of not interested. Have not heard reply but letter was recievedz make chastity

by Bad mofo body September 2, 2014

manifest chastity

When one travels an extensive amounts of miles in pursuit of having intercourse with someone, only to fail in doing so.

"Headed out to Cali to fuck this bitch that wants my dick, hopefully its worth the trip!" "Yeah have fun with your Manifest Chastity mission bro!"

by thrustking69 July 18, 2016