Certified Officials

Meaning to be recongized as one or many of the real thing in it's category.

Certified Officials are the best gears of war clan ever.

by ThaxTruth August 20, 2008

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016

certified preowned

A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.

Girl your are a certified preowned!

by CPO2017 January 27, 2017

certified dick diver

A person who lives for the dick

bryan callen is a certified dick diver

by yaaaacuda November 29, 2017

Certified Sender

A beauty that always sends it for the boys, ultimately you’re always willing to contiuously send it.

Harold: Hey man, I don’t know what to do
Harrison: just send it for the boys
Harold: sounds like a plan
Harrison: you’re a certified sender

by Harold/Harrison December 5, 2017

certified beaut

Nevaeh

Damn she's a certified beaut

by James12478 February 8, 2018

certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018