Certified Fresh

One of the rating levels in the rating website "Rotten Tomatoes".
To get Certified Fresh the movie needs to have at least 8.5 or above
Person 1: hey have you seen that new lion king movie yet? I think its great
Person 2: hmm I don't know..it didn't portray enough realism

Person 1: well yeah its a live action movie what do you expect

Person 2: I guess... but its still not a Certified Fresh though
Person 1: true that.
by the_isa September 02, 2019
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Joe Certified

A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.
Check out that bitch, she's 100% "Joe Certified"
by Midnightjoe July 08, 2011
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hood certified

when an individuals who lives in an area described as "the hood", typically low income area populated by blacks and latinos, when that individual is sentenced to prison, when he comes back out into society he has earned additional street cred.

This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"
Tyrone: Yo dawg, I heard T-Bone is back tryna get his hustle on.

LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.
by Hood Certified Criminal Lawyer February 15, 2014
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Certified pip

Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips
Will knocked all the hoes at the club the other night and went dumb in sac he’s a certified pip
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Certified Brick

A "Certified Brick" is a sweaty they/them gaymer who spends the majority of their time playing games such as minecraft. A "Certified Brick" occurs when someone plays a game for hours on end, sweating, trying to get better at the game without caring to play with friends but instead trying to get better. A "Certified Brick" also occurs when someone plays shitty online games such as .io games and spends a little too much time on them before hopping off and doing "study".

A "Certified Brick" is also someone who has pleasure masturbating to Minecraft porn.
Alpha Male: "Are you sitll playing Evowars.io after 3 hours"
Brick:"Yeah but I keep dying."
Alpha:"Bruh stop being a Certified Brick"
by Zypha The Creator May 08, 2021
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Certified AK

An Epic You Tuber that makes the most lit videos. Started doing Youtube at age 16, he made a lot of awesome videos has a second YouTube channel called Extra AK, and has made some of the coolest music on soundcloud which are called ¨Black Sheep¨ and ¨Backdoored¨
¨Dude did you see the video Certified AK uploaded
by S-Blade23 November 03, 2020
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certified wb

Certified water boy is organisation founded by (lachie), (golack),(chuck),(kaurikitoa) in 2022 where men only drink water and if they drink anything other then water they will be punished and eliminated from the cult
Person 1: Bro are you really about to drink soft!

Person 2: why what do you mean?!

Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact

Person 2: bro im so scared right now
by Kauriki-toa January 24, 2023
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