a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.
I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!
by hahahahahahahhahahahaa June 29, 2020
Get the certified idiotmug. A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.
by Midnightjoe July 8, 2011
Get the Joe Certifiedmug. when an individuals who lives in an area described as "the hood", typically low income area populated by blacks and latinos, when that individual is sentenced to prison, when he comes back out into society he has earned additional street cred.
This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"
This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"
Tyrone: Yo dawg, I heard T-Bone is back tryna get his hustle on.
LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.
LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.
by Hood Certified Criminal Lawyer February 14, 2014
Get the hood certifiedmug. by Hoopin doctor February 11, 2022
Get the Certified Hoopermug. Certified introvert is one who keeps all things to himself. He rarely open up and start the conversation. He wants to be funny but he can't. unaku sonna puriyadhu machan..its an introvert thing
by Aandavan February 17, 2021
Get the certified introvertmug. Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.
by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021
Get the Certified Virginmug. Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
by BE3FY February 8, 2010
Get the Certified Junkmug.