C.M.F.M. shoes

C.M.F.M. stands for Catch Me Fuck Me! shoes that scream "F___K me!"

Any heel higher than 3 inches. Usually spike or stiletto.
I am going out tonight in my C.M.F.M. shoes!

by TLuvly December 30, 2008

C.H.F.

Curly headed fucks are the hardest core of the hard core. They don't give any fucks whatsoever and they are the worst example for your children. They do whatever the fuck they want and don't give a fuck about it. If you ever see a CHF in their natural habitat, don't fuck with them, cause they'll fuck yo shit up. Fuck yo swag!

CHF's are also known for their interest in doing nothing. They are quite sloth-like and will most likely not react to anything that would usually induce a scream or a jump.
Chill, yo.

Curley headed fucks don't give a fuck fuck black bitches skate all day.

"Did you see those CHF'S?"
"Yeah, dude, don't mess with them... I want to live."

C.H.F.D.G.A.F.F.B.B.S.A.D.

by CHF's of RMEC November 1, 2011

f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

Fuck Condoms Pre-marriage Sex Is The Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant

Fall of troy song about well yea its a good song f.c.p.s.i.t.s.g.e.p.g.e.p.

by boboyoyo April 28, 2008

C.M.F.A.

Crazy Mother Fucking Asshole

girl to girl: "My ex-boyfriend is a C.M.F.A.!"

by urbancb59 June 21, 2010

C.U.F

Acronym for cash up front. Money is to be paid before goods and or services are recieved.

"a decision we both know
was a bad move
fam was ya street crew
where did that land you

plans for a big move
one haul C.U.F
then life'll be def
80k you were sposed to net"

CSB - Too far gone (eating now lp)

by Dj wReck July 31, 2008

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009

Southampton F.C.

Possibly the greatest team ever to grace the beautiful game with possibly the best players in the history of the game all having times at the greatest club in the world, including the best player of all time Matt Le Tissier.

Matt: Yay, i have southampton F.C. tickets
George: Wow you lucky bow *bows down in awe*
Matt: I know!

by tedfred123 August 2, 2007