Spankable buttocks

_____backside that needs, or has the ability of being deserving of swift strikes.

Because Bobby was such a misbehaving lad, he had the most spankable buttocks in town.

by Bob Lewis August 22, 2006

buttsack

A buttsack is when you staple a mans scrotum over their buttcrack. When you have a buttsack you cant poop and it hurts to sit down because you will sit on your nuts. It is a cruel and unusual punishment.

Bitch get up off me before i staple you a buttsack

by benito October 7, 2004

buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.

Why are you so buttsick?

by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014

buttsecks

When a Male sticks his wanky in another person (or animal's) Poopchute.

Eshold1 and -Pyroblaze- said they had some sweet love on the ign boards, pointing to buttsecks.

by BriankidGC August 31, 2003

surprise buttsecks metal cover

the best song of history

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks

by raybeez February 11, 2022

buttcock

A male trannie who tucks and tapes his junk between his buttocks

That trannie was a buttcock he taped his cock between his butt!

by meeow August 4, 2007

buttsecks

A meme used for the Spy character from Team Fortress 2. His job is to backstab people with his butterfly knife, and as the meme goes, they use 2 of the spy's voicelines together to make the spy say "buttsecks!"

theres many song parodies of the "Suprise Buttsecks" meme on youtube and on porn websites.

Medic: I have 100% Ubercharge, move! Schnell!
Spy: Suprise! Buttsecks!
Medic: AAAAAAAAAAH!

by mellow tf2 June 18, 2017