Flaming Butthole

The result of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and then pooping at a later time. Normally your butt will burn while pooping and for a while after.

Ex.1

Guy 1: Man I just ate another bag of those spicy cheetos.

Guy 2: You're going to get such a bad flaming butthole later.

Ex.2

Girl 1: What took you so long going to the bathroom?

Guy 3: I got the flaming butthole again, I need to stop eating those cheetos so much.

by JohnPaullol August 09, 2011

Butthole Blizzard

The act of putting Baby Powder in the your butthole and farting.

Last night my girlfriend was asleep so i butthole Blizzard'd right in her face.

by BenrossisBoss August 18, 2012

Butthole spokes

It refers to those wrinkly lines on your butthole that look like the spokes on a bike wheel.

Oh, man. I was scratching my ass and accidently cut my butthole spokes with my nails. You really need to scratch lighter. That's a tender area.

by Gay4Ghosts July 02, 2018

butthole bread

Slang for stuffing. Usually only seen around the hoildays. Its in reference to the bread mixture shoved up the turkey's (or turduckin if your fancy) ass. Taken from an episode of family guy

"man that butthole bread was good!"

by portablepotty January 12, 2013

Butthole Sandwich

When you hold someone down flat on their back and get the fattest person you can find to spread their bare ass cheeks and put their anus on that persons face.

Did you hear they gave Davey a butthole sandwich at that party last night.

by Jaggle Sanford March 23, 2009

Butthole fingerpainting

The act of wiping shit on the wall

Man my finger broke through the toilet paper and I did (butthole fingerpainting) on the wall to get the shit off my fingers

by Disel2013 January 19, 2018

Hustler Butthole

A gaping anus, a person's butthole that has been reamed so many times that it stays open.

I could tell she loved anal, because she had a hustler butthole.

by Ladydub September 22, 2016