hoya bus driver

When you are raped by a bus driver

More specifically a middle school one

Tom the bus driver: Shall we go faster?
Steven: Hoya bus driver

by Brotitoterd April 23, 2017

bus driver

its the girlfriend that doesnt let her boyfriend out of her sight, makes his decisions, and has his balls in a jar above her desk, thus she's driving HIS bus

Man remember when dustin could come hang out whenever he wanted? his girlfriend is a real bus driver!

by shallowthoughtsby AB March 4, 2009

Bus Driver

When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.

"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"

by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018

Dirty Bus Driver Hands

When you tie a rubber band around a glove that is wrap around your penis

Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands

by Steezmiester June 18, 2020

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time

Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.

by Firefaul December 7, 2017

Cuban bus driver

Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job

Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday

Guy2; well aren't you just Castro

by Cuban bus driver March 3, 2015

Bus Driver

Slang for Budweiser beer.

OMG, I got wasted on Bus Driver last night and slept with yer mom.

by JCroce October 22, 2008