nishell: where is that party at and why are all these houses the same?
norris: because we're in effing blandtation. ugh. somebody paint that red or purple already.
norris: because we're in effing blandtation. ugh. somebody paint that red or purple already.
by heather acq August 21, 2008
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I just don't like white bread, it's blandthrax.
American Idol is just musical blandthrax, dude.
Japanese cars from the 1980s were mostly blandthrax - all grey plastic and boxy.
Oh man, spent 2 hours today filling in my passport application form, feels like a blandthrax attack!
American Idol is just musical blandthrax, dude.
Japanese cars from the 1980s were mostly blandthrax - all grey plastic and boxy.
Oh man, spent 2 hours today filling in my passport application form, feels like a blandthrax attack!
by Killdozer July 16, 2009
Get the blandthrax mug.A set of design and brand guidelines created for a company by an evidently boring and talentless artworker. They’re so dull you wonder how the designer ever got their job. They probably went to art college on daddy’s money as no talent for anything else.
by User1893 January 30, 2023
Get the Bland Guidelines mug.A tash bland is when a person is very beautiful both inside and out. A tash bland can be strong independent and very intelligent. They have many friends, and many want to be like them,
by illnevertellllllllllllllllll October 28, 2010
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Get the Paddy boland mug.The shittiest teacher at Vincennes University. He is a not nice person and lets girls leave the classroom whenever they want.
by @brandy16554 October 29, 2018
Get the Mr. Bland mug.A boland, or bolandiumii in plural, is a fungal infection that affects the tissue around the lavia for the woman. The infection does not affect males.
Its symptoms are as follows,
1) Cough, Headache
2) Sweaty pubic area
3) Foul Smell (like rotten eggs)
4) A blotchy rash (yellow to orange in complexion)
5) Pussuiles (spots of underlying puss)
Doctors admit that there is no cure, and CERN estimates that 1 in 150 people in the British Isles have this.Treatment is available, but due to the scraping off of the scabs, and the loss of parts of the lavia, many learn to live with "The Boland"
Its symptoms are as follows,
1) Cough, Headache
2) Sweaty pubic area
3) Foul Smell (like rotten eggs)
4) A blotchy rash (yellow to orange in complexion)
5) Pussuiles (spots of underlying puss)
Doctors admit that there is no cure, and CERN estimates that 1 in 150 people in the British Isles have this.Treatment is available, but due to the scraping off of the scabs, and the loss of parts of the lavia, many learn to live with "The Boland"
Mother - "Doctor, is it alright, spare me the mumbo-jumbo of it all, how IS my daughter?"
Docter - "There is no easy way for me to say this, but .... sigh.... you daughter..... has "The Boland" "
Mother - (vomits profusely) "NOOOOOO!!" (continues to vomit)
Docter - "There is no easy way for me to say this, but .... sigh.... you daughter..... has "The Boland" "
Mother - (vomits profusely) "NOOOOOO!!" (continues to vomit)
by Caffo November 8, 2009
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