by -audrey- April 30, 2003
Get the bronski mug.A small town that rests between Savannah and Jacksonville, consisting of ignorant, ill-educated blacks, wiggers, preps, jocks, a large population of rednecks, snobs, pregnant 12, 13, and 14 year olds, strippers, sluts, drug addicts, Dixeville, buisnessmen, buisnesswomen, soccer moms, and other poor defenseless people that just happen to be caught up in the mix. Brunswick has a beautiful marshside setting just off of Highway 17, some parts of Highway 341, and Interstate 95. (The best shot is coming off of City Lanier Bridge.) Located among it's fellow islands, Saint Simons and Jekyll, Brunswick is without a doubt a blood sucking scandal for the rich to get richer and the poor to get poorer. Filled with a lot of teenage high school drama, which some would like to think could be compared to that of The Hills or the O.C. Brunswick, to be such a small town has one of the highest crime rates compared to that of a larger city. Consisting of a large group of townies, most people that grow up in Bruswick will either never leave, or leave only for a short time yet coming back in the long run. Fun and leisure would include high school football games, the mall, and Walmart. There is also a mild selection of restaurants to choose from; Applebees, (...also known as "Crapplebees" please don't eat there, the service sucks as well as the food... I recommend the drinks during happy hour if you're most interested) Ruby Tuesday, Outback, (Located on SSI) and just recently, Longhorn Steakhouse. *Snaps for Brunswick!!*
Girl #1: "I am so bored!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah me too!!"
Girl #1: "Want to go hangout at Walmart??"
Girl #2: "Yeah, that sounds fun!! Hold on, let me just get in the shower and do my hair and make up. You never know, somebody may see us!!"
Girl #1: "Okay, yeah you're right!!"
Girl #2: "Want to pick up some alcohol while were at it??"
Girl #1: "Yeah that sounds great!! We can get drunk like we did last Friday, Saturday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah, I know, it's like, That's all there is to do around here!! Thank God it's Thursday, the weekend is almost here!!"
Girl #1: "I know right?? God, Brunswick sucks!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah me too!!"
Girl #1: "Want to go hangout at Walmart??"
Girl #2: "Yeah, that sounds fun!! Hold on, let me just get in the shower and do my hair and make up. You never know, somebody may see us!!"
Girl #1: "Okay, yeah you're right!!"
Girl #2: "Want to pick up some alcohol while were at it??"
Girl #1: "Yeah that sounds great!! We can get drunk like we did last Friday, Saturday, Tuesday, and Wednesday night!!"
Girl #2: "Yeah, I know, it's like, That's all there is to do around here!! Thank God it's Thursday, the weekend is almost here!!"
Girl #1: "I know right?? God, Brunswick sucks!!"
by BritlovesJoe December 9, 2008
Get the Brunswick mug.Located on the coast of North Carolina, Brunswick county is by far the worst place to live. It's filled with lowlifes, drug addicts, pregnant 12 year-olds, and over-religious bitches.
There's nothing to do there, so you better hope that you have enough gas money to get you to either Wilmington, North Carolina, or Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
People are so bored with their lives that they spend everyday on myspace, and they come up with new ideas to start crap with people. The more drama the better. they feed off of it.
All the good people there are hidden beneath all the fuck ups. You'll be lucky to find at least one true friend.
Good luck trying to dress the way you want to too. It's all about the "trends" there. If one person has their lip pierced, you "can't" get it. it's "copying." Brunswick County residents like to make every little thing a competition...the place is so small, and everyone knows everyone, that if you even look a little bit similar to them, they have a total and complete bitch fit.
Boys all follow trends too; but mainly it's all about getting certain tattoos, and certain piercings, listening to whatever band is popular, and wearing all the "cool" band merch.
GUIDELINES!
1)if one guy starts to shave his head, make sure you do too! or else you will be a loser.
2)"god-free is the way to be. DON'T FORGET! stop going to church, change your religion to be like everyone else!
3)"fuck straight-edge." smoke blunts "errrday" and ruin your life. it's the cool thing to do.
girls all follow trends of dating the same guys once their other friend is done with him. friends sleep with eachother's exes, and then they all swap boyfriends and girlfriends again.
Brunswick Countyians are all suffering from huge, major psychological disorders, and since their families are messed up too, no one even realizes that they need help.
it's the worst possible place to live, ever.
be warned!
because if you enter, you may never escape.
There's nothing to do there, so you better hope that you have enough gas money to get you to either Wilmington, North Carolina, or Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
People are so bored with their lives that they spend everyday on myspace, and they come up with new ideas to start crap with people. The more drama the better. they feed off of it.
All the good people there are hidden beneath all the fuck ups. You'll be lucky to find at least one true friend.
Good luck trying to dress the way you want to too. It's all about the "trends" there. If one person has their lip pierced, you "can't" get it. it's "copying." Brunswick County residents like to make every little thing a competition...the place is so small, and everyone knows everyone, that if you even look a little bit similar to them, they have a total and complete bitch fit.
Boys all follow trends too; but mainly it's all about getting certain tattoos, and certain piercings, listening to whatever band is popular, and wearing all the "cool" band merch.
GUIDELINES!
1)if one guy starts to shave his head, make sure you do too! or else you will be a loser.
2)"god-free is the way to be. DON'T FORGET! stop going to church, change your religion to be like everyone else!
3)"fuck straight-edge." smoke blunts "errrday" and ruin your life. it's the cool thing to do.
girls all follow trends of dating the same guys once their other friend is done with him. friends sleep with eachother's exes, and then they all swap boyfriends and girlfriends again.
Brunswick Countyians are all suffering from huge, major psychological disorders, and since their families are messed up too, no one even realizes that they need help.
it's the worst possible place to live, ever.
be warned!
because if you enter, you may never escape.
Tim: "hey! i heard Cynthia caught an STD."
Jack: "oh dude, for real? that's messed up. she was probably spending another weekend in Brunswick County."
Tim: "yeah, probably. shits' spreadin like wild-fire there."
Jack: "for real."
Jack: "oh dude, for real? that's messed up. she was probably spending another weekend in Brunswick County."
Tim: "yeah, probably. shits' spreadin like wild-fire there."
Jack: "for real."
by xj_simmonsx March 30, 2009
Get the Brunswick County mug.A suburb of Cleveland, about 20 miles southwest of downtown. A bedroom community of lower middle class and poor whites, with a growing black population. Most residents commute to work in either Cleveland or Akron. A few upper middle class families and small factories support the tax base. Brunswick is famous for its trailer parks, discount stores, and cheap chain restaurants, including Applebees, Arby, Burger King, Taco Bell, McDonalds, Wendys, Gyro George, and Bob Evans. Also known for its plentiful bars, including a bikini bar and strip club, which provide most of the town's entertainment. Several churches, mostly of the conservative and evangelical variety, provide spiritual support to the Religious Right in town. In the Cleveland area, Brunswick enjoys a reputation as a "white trash" town, and is often referred to as "Brunstucky," as in Brunswick plus Kentucky. The high school, Brunswick High School, has a reputation for stoners, slackers, and wiggers. Local kids refer to the place as "B-wick."
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