potassium bromate

Two 20-something males, one of whom is American and the other being British, meeting for a meal of bananas.

Chad: Hey bro, I've got way too many of these bananas. Want to help me eat them?

Benedict: Yeah mate, that sounds like a right brilliant time. Wizzer!

Jane: Wow those guys are total potassium bromates.

by chodeywilder August 25, 2013

Final Broath

The final and most immensely binding and important of all broaths. It is usually created in the death throes of one's bro. It states that after the event of your bro's death, you must marry his girlfriend, and never have sex with her or let anyone else do so either. You also become the keeper of all the previous broaths you and he have ever made, it is your sole duty to make sure the dirtiest secrets of your broship never see the light of day. You also are made responsible for making sure that none of his noteworthy high scores are ever beaten, and in the event that they are, you have the authority and the obligation to play the games and beat the usurper's score on your dead bro's behalf.

"Dude, I'm dying....please....you must take with me......the Final Broath!"

"Sure thing bro *sniffle* I hereby swear to be bound forever to the grand, sacred, archaic and magical power of the Final Broath! *sob* and should I ever break the terms of this all powerful broath, may my brodom be revoked, may my balls shrivel and die, may my cock shrink and whither, may all traces of manliness and testosterone leave my body! And upon my undoubtedly solitary and pathetic death, may the abominable specter of Bruce Jenner himself, the only known breaker of the mighty Final Broath, personally escort my blighted soul into the darkest and most wrathful recesses of the netherworld!" *lighting strikes in the distance, and the sound of the drums of Asgard can faintly be heard*

by Doomus July 14, 2015

long distance brolationship

When two bros constantly text and let everyone know about their bromance over social media, but never hang out. Tends to intensify when these bros break up with their girlfriends and the friend group dissolves, or when both bros get new girlfriends and thus have no time for extracurricular activities.

Guy 1: "Man, Drake and Lil Wayne are solid bros."

Guy 2: "Yeah, that's why they stay single. If they had girlfriends, you know what would happen..."

Guy 1: "Long distance brolationship. Bro, I hope that never happens to us."

*man hug*

by c&o December 22, 2012

Bronato

(n): Properly referred to as the Bro'nato, Bro'nato is a gathering of bronadoes, seeking to further increase powers and capabilities. Utilizing a comdom-based missile defense system to deter non-bronadoes from attempts to compromise the supreme nature of the alliance of bronadoes.

Fellow Bronado, we must maintain our integrity and begin the activation of the Bro'nato (bronato) Defense System. World Balance must be preserved!

by bros for bros.com.org.net January 10, 2011

Bromating

This act involves two Bros who engage in gay sex and afterwards look at each other and proceed to tell each other, "no homo."

This weekend, my friend Todd and I are going to be bromating.

by TheWeaponX March 6, 2017

broha

1. Brother 2. Good friend.

Don't dis. That dude's my broha.

by evil adam May 28, 2004

Brohamulasaurus Rex

A nickname for a penis, ie: Clarks penis.

Brohamulasaurus Rex totally ravaged the town last night, destroyed the village and stole our women.

by Walt Diz April 5, 2008