banana brained

Original:
"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)
Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)
Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.

New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.

Originated from a very dark humor joke:
Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"
Recipient - "I don't know, what?"
Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"

Original:

Adjective refering to a person -
After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"

Adjectiver refering to an idea-
"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."

New:

Verb -
"Damn, Johnson's hit!"
"He gonna make it?"
"No, banana brained."

Adjective -
"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."

Statement -
"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."

by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007

Small Brained

When someone is a fucking idiot they are a small brain.

Mike "Yo I charged off the map trying to get the transing zen."

Jane "LMAOOOO you are so small brained nerd lol."

by SMall BRained February 21, 2019

Alien Brained

To take one of your testicles out and scare your friends with it by calling it an alien brain. The veins and shape represent that of an alien brain.

I was so drunk last night I must have alien brained at least 10 people!

by PinkyntheBrain October 25, 2011

browned

1. to experience misfortune or to be treated unfairly; to be in a situation or scenario that is difficult to make successful progress. 2. past tense for describing the act of sexual intercourse.

1. "Dave was browned out of five dollars."; "I've lost my car keys, I am so browned."

2. "Dave browned the hell out of Sally last night.";

by MotoAdam January 28, 2008

Chris Browned

When a skank is harassing a man and wont stop, he might slap her around a little bit to silence her. This can be referred to as "Chris Browning" a hoe.

This bitch was totally annoying me, I threatened to "Chris Brown" her ass.

This girl pissed me off the other day and I totally chris browned her ass, she didnt get up.

by Kyle Howitt February 25, 2009

hair brained scheme

A quick and dirty work around work around to address an otherwise complicated and/or painful challenge.

Here's an example of a hair brained scheme:

We should reward people’s effort to go above and beyond their normal duty in hiring process, just like we reward outstanding efforts in other areas of work. We can send a memo to say that we will consider efforts in hiring process that do not qualify for reference fee bonus award as part of the overall evaluation during year end compensation process.

We can mention a “hypothetical” example, w/o calling names, in the same memo to illustrate and address dinner-table discussions. We can also note that at the same time we want to be strict for the purposes of the official reference bonus awards to avoid conflicts, to avoid perception we are bending rules for some but not for others.

by armaniGT October 13, 2006

chris browned

when a man hits a woman.

I heard that heidi told off justin and he just chris browned her right there!

by david william carpenter March 3, 2009