Branden

very funny,good friend,good boyfriend whoever has the name Branden is unique in a lot of ways he is very good with the girls he’ll be there when they need him and the one girl he really likes you might have a future with

Branden is really funny

by love whisper April 24, 2019

bradenton

Home to slow driving old people, hott girls, and kick ass guys. One of the most boring places in the world to live. Everyone here knows how to party and exactly where the party at. High schools such as Manatee, Bayshore, and Southeast can be found here. Also home to many pot smoking teenagers.

Bradenton: Laguna Beach on crack.
Bradenton: Our crack whores will beat up your crack whores.

by Shannon Albritton September 30, 2005

BraidenHoss.com

A website that is not very common but you can both purchase items/memorabilia and get information related to the man, the myth, the leeeeggenddd…..Braiden Hoss the fifth. This guys a mondo silly popped stereotype writing to happen any given Sunday! I love this website but it needs more hype. *feeling down in my luck today*

Passionate bystander: Hey pops! Where’d you get that Braiden Hoss t-shirt and mug?

Pops the let down: wassup homie? What’s new?

Passionate bystander: POPS JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT IT AND STOP LETTING ME DOWN!!

Pops the let down: hmph!! I got it on BraidenHoss.com where you can buy slick silly merch and learn valuable information fool, you stink fucking fool!

by Bro Jake March 22, 2023

Braided faded

When you're high off of weed, drunk, and buzzed off of the vape. So all three intoxications are braided into one fade

Dude did you see me last night? I was braided faded

by Jackychan9999 March 24, 2017

brayden

Braydens are funny and will embarrassed their self in 1 second. They are Athletic,funny, nice, like a brother, and so forth they are the BEST.

Braydens are the BEST

by Hahahahhsh November 17, 2020

Braided Warriors

Indigenous youth in səl̓ilw̓ətaʔɬ, sḵwx̱wú7mesh, and xʷməθkʷəy̓əm territories defending the land and the people from capitalist colonial violence.
STOP TMX
FUCK THE CROWN
FUCK KKKANADA

Braided warriors are inspiring Indigenous youth across turtle island.

by Fuckouttaherecolonizer May 23, 2021

Pulling A Brayden

Responding to a long paragraph of text with a simple short response like "okay" or "ya", so frequently that you can't even tell if they're listening.

"I can't believe she was playing me! I hate myself, I hate my life, I wanna end myself. Just let me die!"

"Ok 👍"

"Are you even listening? I'm pouring my heart out to you, and you're gonna be pulling a Brayden?"

"Ok 👍"

"That's it. I'm killing myself right now."

"Ya"

by JustARandomInsignificantGuy April 26, 2022