We bought it to snort it

If you buy a bag, you should finish it. Drugs are made to be had, not saved.

Are you going to finish that coke?
Yeah, we bought it to snort it.

by SpaceTime69_ April 22, 2022

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store-bought

Mediocre, underwhelming, bland, unoriginal or unimpressive.

"These cookies are so store-bought."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."

by guyish_dude June 29, 2024

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store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like

“Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy

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Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.

'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'

'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'

by Batatz March 8, 2024

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