Boris Zhang

the biggest gigachad in existence, their average height is a whopping 7 foot 7, with bulging muscles harder than titanium and the size of basketball, it is not advised that you get within 200 feet to a Boris Zhang as the sheer big dick energy that they radiate is enough to power New York City for 26 years and vaporises anyone who dares approach them.

person 1: OMG I saw a Boris Zhang yesterday

person 2: Holy heck I thought they were mythological creatures!

by Gl1zzy g0bbler July 2, 2021

Boris Johnson

National embarrassment.

That Nigel Farage is a complete Boris Johnson.

by SDC65 September 12, 2021

Boris Johnson

The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.

Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.

by Minderbinder November 20, 2020

Boris Johnson

A foolish dickhead that looks like an Aldi version of Donald Trump.

Boris Johnson is a chaotic little shit.

by Faerii July 14, 2021

Boris Johnson

Noun. Used metaphorically to indicate a state of such profound confusion and total lack of comprehension that the speaker is feeling detached from reality.

Some of the lies I see written on buses these days make me think "What the Boris Johnson is going on?"

by gav-wan June 21, 2021

Life of Boris

The most slav youtuber in history. He will induce you with his slavness and make you forever gopnik.

Guy 1: You ever heard of this guy named Boris?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: GO WATCH LIFE OF BORIS NOW CYKA BLYAT

by PseudonymThatIsNotUsedBySomeon November 2, 2018

Boris Johnson

Btec Donald Trump. He looks like a bird had their fucking nest on his head and hes a homophobic Islamophobe, if you support him then you need a therapist.

rahh boris Johnson is skunked

by borisisapussio July 6, 2020