Boinker

Another name for a man's penis and or erection.

Example 1:
Bro 1: Hey man, do you see what I see?
Bro 2: Yes, I see what you see!
Bro 3: Dude, that girl gave me a total boinker.

Exampe 2:
Guy get's hit in the dick.
Guy: Awh man, that one hit me right in the boinker.

by canadaboy May 20, 2010

boinked

To fuck so exuberantly hard, as to exceed the definition for fuck

I boinked your mother.

by bubbabrown123 July 16, 2008

Boink and Bounce

To Boink and Bounce is to fuck a girl and dump her. This is done when the girl is either a Crazy Bitch, or Stage 5 Clingers.

Guy 1: Hey dude, how's your girl doing?
Guy 2: She's a Stage 5 clinger dude...
Guy 1: You know what to do - Boink and Bounce bro.

by jrahmfordan April 27, 2009

Binking

Binking is when you go checking to see if car doors are open and looting them for whatever valuables are inside

lets go binking in that parking lot tonight

by baccdoe December 5, 2020

Boinking

Having cheap sex randomly in a trashy area

Did you see Nolan boinking in that bathroom?
Eww, he's gonna catch something!

by White Chocolate5885 May 23, 2013

Bonking Volver

Bonking Volver originated in South West England. It is a slang term often used as a smoother term for calling someone a Fucking Cunt!

Derek: Come You little Whore Bag and give Daddy some sugar

Wendy: You Bonking Volver stay away from me!!

by EC84 June 7, 2009

Loud Blinking

A normal person blinking and high people can hear it, so they freak the hell out.

Person: *'loudly' blinks*
High Person 1: OMG I HEARD SOMEONE BLINK

High Person 1: WHO WAS IT
High Person 2: HOLY SHIT

High Person 2: *mind fucking blown*
High Person 3: wHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS WHERE PEOPLE BLINK LOUDLY?!

High Person 2: I DONT FUCKING KNOW
High Person 4: I HEARD BLINKING 8:05 PM
Person: *confused Loud Blinking* 8:05 PM
Everyone Else: *CONTINUES TO FREAK THE FUCK OUT-*

by tHATONEPERSONTHATLIKEPIE February 14, 2015