blumpkin

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by Sir, Yes January 30, 2008

blumpkin

gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can
variations: kumpkin trumpkin

tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks

by cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya May 29, 2009

Blumpkinator

Someone who gives a lot of blumpkins.

Man that dirty hoe is a real blumpkinator, she gave john three blumpkins yesterday.

by grilliam shakespeare October 22, 2011

blumpkin

When your bodacious broad suckles the delectable juices out of your stiff shaft whilst inhaling the wonderful aroma originating from you pinching off a corny load.

Jimmy had a great bout of blumpkin the other day with his grandmother

by Burlybear Bananahammock August 04, 2008

blumpkin

when a girl gives you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet

give me a blumpkin while i drop a deuce

by mitchey b April 11, 2008

blumpkin

the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)

"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim."
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"

by poopiemcgee June 15, 2009

blumpkin

to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit
thought to originate at Cliff's place in Eden, NC

When Jerry walked into Cliff's Place, Mike got so hot and horny he threw Jerry into the restroom and gave him a blumpkin that he would remember for the rest of his life.

by JoeyT May 16, 2007