roach blunt

a blunt composed entirely of previous roaches of other blunts, believed by some to have higher power because of the resin when smoked

"Hey man have you been saving your roaches for the roach blunt?"

by Jessica Mendez May 21, 2008

Blunt trauma

When you smoke so many fat blunts that your head be mad fucked

Look at billy, that nigga is so spacy. He got blunt trauma.

by Ideedit August 25, 2009

Blueturds

A group of poor, poverty ridden valley bums who support the 2nd best team in Wales who are debt ridden and play in a stadium made out of lego. These people are rabid and violent and approaching them is not advised as they may mug you or rant on about how Ledley is good when he's actually fucking shit.

"Those Blueturds over there tried to mug me, then tried to sell me a season ticket for legoland, fucking scum bags, then they swam away into the distance"

by PalMatt July 30, 2009

Brixton Bluestripe

The free shirt given to defendants who have never owned an item of apparel that buttons, so that juries will not be prejudiced against them because of their clothes.

Sir Radish, QC: The fucking expert witness died. Slap clerk Falwell in a Brixton Bluestripe and tell him he's on double time.

by whiteteeth October 6, 2011

What the blunt

A term only know by few, where a term is replaced with the word "blunt." Those who say this term don't need to hit the blunt, but need to know the true creator.

What the blunt is wrong with you?
Are you blunting me?
Take a blunt and blunt your blunt?
Are you literally blunting me?

by Skifreaker3 June 9, 2016

nuke the blunt

When after you roll a blunt that is too wet and don't want to use a bic lighter to dry it, you decide to place the blunt in the microwave for 15 seconds to dry it out.

Stoner Joe: "Naw, my blunt was wet one time so I nuke the blunt for acouple seconds and it was crispier then anything I could do with a bic."

Mary Jane: "Why would you smoke a crispy blunt?"

Stoner Joe: "I decided it would be faster to dry it with a microwave then dry it with my lighter, plus now I don't waste lighter fluid."

by 420Chase January 20, 2017

Candy blunt

Blunts dipped in cough syrup. good ass shit...but can be hard to light at times

summer:would u like a blunt?
speck:sure, but get the cough syrup so we can make a candy blunt

by sheaspeck May 16, 2005