The act of Blog Dicking or BD (I just made that part up), is essentially cutting in line when posting a comment responding to someone's blog. Let's say there are already 200 comments. You could post like everyone else and be comment number 201, but you'd be way down on page 5, and who's gonna see you there?
So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.
Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!
So a blog dicker will reply to the first commenter on the first page of comments so that EVERYONE can see their comment. Usually blog dicking is self promotion on someone else's blog. They reply to someone's comment but it has nothing to do with the comment they responded to.
Blog dicking is not replying to someone's comment, even if it just happens to be near the top of the first comments, if you really are responding to what they have commented about. But sometimes people make it look like they are relying to someone's comment when really they are blog dicking by adding something like: Hey come visit my blog it's better!
That mofo blog dicker 'responded' to my comment saying, "Hey come visit my blog it's better!".
I hate blog dicking.
I hate blog dicking.
by Noeli June 21, 2007
One of the most pathetic, immature displays of stupidity you'll stumble across on the internet. Usually between two or more bloggers regarding politics, religion, and a variety of other boring topics.
Someone posts something that makes someone else mad. That person retaliates with personal attacks, which leads the other person to retaliate. Other bloggers join in and post about the drama. Minions on all sides join ranks and battle each other to defend their favorite blogger. In the end, no-one wins, because they're all pathetic losers. It's so sad, but at the same time, highly entertaining to those of us on the outside who can only shake our heads and call them out for the losers they really are.
Blog drama tends to occur more between bloggers who've met in real life or at blogmeets who think they know each other after a few hours or a few days. These people are delusional and should seek help immediately.
Blog drama also occurs between bloggers who've never met, but exchange links and emails. It can also involve their visitors (aka: Minions) who are sent attacking at the first sign of drama. More times than not, the "minions" feel a strong desire to defend their blogger, which leads them to troll the offending blogs and leave asinine and disruptive comments. These people have low self-esteem issues and are tend to poke their noses into other people's business. They should seek help as well. I also suggest taking up a hobby.
Simple Cure: Get a life and step away from the computer!
Someone posts something that makes someone else mad. That person retaliates with personal attacks, which leads the other person to retaliate. Other bloggers join in and post about the drama. Minions on all sides join ranks and battle each other to defend their favorite blogger. In the end, no-one wins, because they're all pathetic losers. It's so sad, but at the same time, highly entertaining to those of us on the outside who can only shake our heads and call them out for the losers they really are.
Blog drama tends to occur more between bloggers who've met in real life or at blogmeets who think they know each other after a few hours or a few days. These people are delusional and should seek help immediately.
Blog drama also occurs between bloggers who've never met, but exchange links and emails. It can also involve their visitors (aka: Minions) who are sent attacking at the first sign of drama. More times than not, the "minions" feel a strong desire to defend their blogger, which leads them to troll the offending blogs and leave asinine and disruptive comments. These people have low self-esteem issues and are tend to poke their noses into other people's business. They should seek help as well. I also suggest taking up a hobby.
Simple Cure: Get a life and step away from the computer!
Blogger #1: Is a man. Posts something nasty about women.
Blogger #2: Is a woman, who takes offense. She links to #1's blog and posts a rant.
Blogger #1: Takes offense to #2's post and writes a nasty post to get back at her. Blogger #1's minions feel the need to take offense as well, even though it's none of their bloody business, and go to Blogger #2's and leave stupid comments.
Blogger #2: Posts about Blogger #1's post and his stupid minions. Her minions go to Blogger #1's blog and get into a heated exchange with Blogger #1 and his minions.
Other blogs pick up on the blogdrama and begin linking to both blogs. They may or may not leave comments.
Other bloggers sit back and watch in horror as mean things are said back and forth and dumbfuckery runs afoul.
Other bloggers take a side and sit back silently and watch it all go down. It's entertainment.
Things get blown out of porportion and someone ends up writing a definition for the dumbfuckery on Urban Dictionary.
End of story.
"Blog drama is so retarded, yo."
"Word."
Blogger #2: Is a woman, who takes offense. She links to #1's blog and posts a rant.
Blogger #1: Takes offense to #2's post and writes a nasty post to get back at her. Blogger #1's minions feel the need to take offense as well, even though it's none of their bloody business, and go to Blogger #2's and leave stupid comments.
Blogger #2: Posts about Blogger #1's post and his stupid minions. Her minions go to Blogger #1's blog and get into a heated exchange with Blogger #1 and his minions.
Other blogs pick up on the blogdrama and begin linking to both blogs. They may or may not leave comments.
Other bloggers sit back and watch in horror as mean things are said back and forth and dumbfuckery runs afoul.
Other bloggers take a side and sit back silently and watch it all go down. It's entertainment.
Things get blown out of porportion and someone ends up writing a definition for the dumbfuckery on Urban Dictionary.
End of story.
"Blog drama is so retarded, yo."
"Word."
by DizzyGirl June 02, 2006
by Eliza Beth Diamond March 12, 2010
A bunch of whiny attention whores. They claim to do all sorts of great things for the atheist movement, yet all they do is bitch and moan about supposed misogyny that doesn't exist. They manufacture controversies just so they can get more traffic and earn more ad revenue. If anyone dares to call the site out on their bullshit, the writers will send their moronic fans after them to bully them into silence. See Justin Vacula for an example of this bullying.
Freethought Blogs? You actually like that site? It's full of the biggest idiots in the entire atheist community!
by Nietzsche's Bastard Son November 17, 2012
A blog with overwhelmingly kawaii posts that consist of (but not limited too) J-pop, K-pop, Lolita, Hello kitty, Rilakkuma, Sailormoon (and other "cute" popular japanese anime), manga, and over jeweled pastel nails,
Lily: There is only one line between a grunge blog and a kawaii blog.
Ichi: Wha? What is it?
Lily: The amount of Hello Kitty.
Ichi: Wha? What is it?
Lily: The amount of Hello Kitty.
by Pinkieswore February 04, 2012
A YouTube series that follows the events of The Dark Knight involving Patient #4479 undergoing therapy at Arkham Asylum, under the supervision of his psychiatrist Dr. Harleen Quinzel. The series is known for its comic characters, intricate storyline, and dark humor. Search for The Joker Blogs on YouTube or visit www.thejokerblogs.com
by the'friend' July 17, 2009
"You wouldn't believe how many pet stores I had to visit before I found one selling self-cleaning litter trays".
"Sounds like an interesting story - perhaps you could save it for the blog?"
"Sounds like an interesting story - perhaps you could save it for the blog?"
by zurfarosa August 03, 2008