Blocktard

beginner

1: Blocktard? that sounds like a slur in minecraft
2: You are a blocktard to the english language

by Nintendrew March 8, 2024

BlockManGoEpicMoments

Block Mango's epic moments yesgooo
Usually youtubers from BG like Mattsun make some kind of video talking abut epic moments. Usually there are over 5000+ epic moments compacted in a 30 minute video. Yes.

"Mattsun BG has the best BlockManGoEpicMoments"

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

brocklund

Brocklund is down bad, and it's not a secret. "I would love to have some fun is some boobies" - Brocklund, simply the downest baddest of the cardboard boxes. Brock the box is a cardboard box.

Wow. would you look at that, a wild brocklund in it's natural habitat, inside a cardboard box, wow. it's a box.

by BlindSamurai December 16, 2024

Blockman

1.. Blockman. n. The result of the overconsumption of Internet bandwidth on pornography or streaming services, which causes people to appear as 8-bit block-like humans for others attempting to use the internet at that same location.

2. To blockman. v. The verb form of Blockman.

1. Goddamn! I can’t see the game. Every player is a blockman.

2. Eric! Log off, you’re blockmanning the NBA game for us. We can see a thing!

by :: Dr Mom :: July 2, 2025

Boner blockade

The result of a disgusting act or acts of the opposite or same sex that is so apalling that a boner is lost. Often these vile acts crescendo into the blockade.

Thank god Kate wasn't smoking cigars and drinking hard whiskey. This would've left Jared with a boner blockade to contend with.

by Rockkickass November 5, 2014

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

Cockade Blockade

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 1, 2020