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Blitzkrieg 

A highly effective strategy that was fully utilised during WW2 by Nazi Germany.

It composed of 4 steps.
1. Find a weakpoint in the enemy line
2. Strike with artillery and smoke to take out most of the enemy force and reduce enemy visibility
3. Send in your armors (tanks) to take out the rest of the force
4. Footsoldiers go in to plunder and take.
"Hey Britain, nice TOG tank. But we made a new thing called BLITZKRIEG so your tank is obsolete now."
Blitzkrieg by yogha November 14, 2023
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Brazilian Blitzkrieg 

While at a music festival in Brazil, you violently fight your way through the crowd while naked, thunderously nutting on everything and everyone.
"The music festival was so much fun, until someone started the Brazilian Blitzkrieg, I got absolutely drenched"

Jamaican Blitzkrieg

A paper towel roll blunt with an ungodly amount of kush inside to which you smoke as fast as humanly possible, resulting in the Jamaican devil to overcome your soul.
"So Cade, how was the Jamaican Blitzkrieg?"

Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg 

When you get angry at the kid with a peanut allergy so you nut in their face
Damn maybe I shouldn’t have pulled a Jimmy Carter Blitzkrieg on Tommy, he’s in the hospital.

beitzkrieg

noun (used with object)

origin: Mars, 1979

n. A swift, sudden offensive of intensity, usually by combined intellectual and emotional forces.
Jack struck the Gowalla Party with a full beitzkrieg at SXSW 2010.
beitzkrieg by j@ck@tt@ck March 20, 2010

anal blitzkreig 

Ramming that bitch harder and faster than the London bombings in WWII. Hitler's tactics used on a female's anal canal.
Damn, that anal blitzkreig left her in cinders if you know what I mean. ;)