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Brain Bleach

A fictional 'bleach' is used to erase unwanted memories, usually of something traumatizing that was seen or heard.

Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.
Guy 1: Oh my god, I just saw a land whale in pink stretch pants!

Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!
by Inkspills July 7, 2009
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Brain Bleach

Much like Eye Bleach, it is the only cure to when somehting so terribly awful stains your gray matter. Used when Eye Bleach, and steel wool are just not d*mned good enough.
-That's so terrible I need eye bleach!!
-Eye bleach?! I need BRAIN BLEACH!!
by Rupert L. Duffy December 17, 2007
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Becca

Slang term for a wizard's girlfriend.
Hark, Lancelot! Here arriveth Merlin with his smokin' Becca!
by Cap'n Ganch March 19, 2011
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Becca

1. The girl who can say anything and make you laugh, excpecially when she says she's serious.
2. A girl that thinks she's not very popular even though she is pretty and #1.
by So Cool It hurts! November 4, 2008
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brain bleach

What one might need in order to erase a particularly nasty memory or image.
Dang, there's just not enough brain bleach to get the image of Lucille in stretch pants out of my mind!
by Steve F July 20, 2008
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Becca

A stunning and brilliant Irish woman with beautiful green eyes. She has a wonderful smile that lights up her entire face and I love to make her laugh. She is quite sexy and seductive.

Becca is super positive and incredibly strong and has been able to overcome many obstacles in her life. She is funny, sensitive and supportive and not afraid to be vulnerable. She is a great mother and I am so proud of her and what she has been able to accomplish in her life with very little support. Becca loves to help others and thinks of other's needs before her own, even if it means being put out to help them.

Becca can be fiery at times and isn't afraid to share her opinion or take a shovel to your head. She is incredibly loyal and has your back no matter what.

I am so blessed to have met Becca. We have been through a lot together and I love her very much.
Have you met Becca? No?! She is awesome.

This is Becca, my better half. She is absolutely brilliant.

Thanks Becca for listening and being so positive.

Dude, how did you end up with Becca? I have no fucking clue but I am not letting her go.

Man you are so lucky to be with Becca. Don't I know it.
by c.hunter grey December 8, 2019
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Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)

A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.

Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 18, 2010
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