the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.
by stefmanxx April 01, 2008
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Blip Blap Bloop

*In the club with friends*
*ugly/creepy guy tries to talk to friend*
Friend: Blip Blap Bloop
Other friend: okie dokie
Ugly guy: what?
Girls: iykyk *leaves*
by tozzaaaa October 26, 2020
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ploobl oobl plap blap

an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by “Ploobl oobl plap blap” and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.

There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear
Zekee: Ploobl oobl plap blap!!
Jazaire: what the fuck?
by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021
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Blap

blap is love, blap is life. when you say blap to someone, it just means that you love them very much. praise to blap, submit to blap. it's also just a funny word i thought of
i blap everything. i worship blap
by pure! January 29, 2021
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Blap

When you rip pubes out then jizz in your hand and sprinkle the pubes on top of the jizz and then slap someone in the face.
by Cdobbs September 20, 2021
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Blap

To slap someone with a Slimy substance in hand.

-SacredPotato
I took a hand full of egg whites and blapped a guy in the face.
by SacredPotatoPower July 20, 2022
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blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property.
Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meat-sword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarrassing for the blapper and blappie.

Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.
by Dave202020 May 20, 2016
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