a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
by stefmanxx April 1, 2008
Get the the chuck norris blapsmug. *In the club with friends*
*ugly/creepy guy tries to talk to friend*
Friend: Blip Blap Bloop
Other friend: okie dokie
Ugly guy: what?
Girls: iykyk *leaves*
*ugly/creepy guy tries to talk to friend*
Friend: Blip Blap Bloop
Other friend: okie dokie
Ugly guy: what?
Girls: iykyk *leaves*
by tozzaaaa October 26, 2020
Get the Blip Blap Bloopmug. an alternative, meme(y), distorted poster art work for the movie; Paul Blart Mall Cop. Real name of the movie is replaced by “Ploobl oobl plap blap” and in addition to that, Paul Blart has various deformities to his face which are visible, such as; Missing one left eye, having a slightly bigger head, and worst of it all; he is equipped with multiple vagina ears on his left side instead of regular human-mammal ear.
There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear
There are multiple variations to this poster, and it is unknown how Paul Blart feels about any of it, or has had any plans to sue because I’d hate to have 5 vaginas instead of a ear
by Hanhanhannn June 26, 2021
Get the ploobl oobl plap blapmug. To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.
Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...
by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019
Get the Blips & Blapsmug. When you rip pubes out then jizz in your hand and sprinkle the pubes on top of the jizz and then slap someone in the face.
by Cdobbs September 20, 2021
Get the Blapmug. Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meat-sword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarrassing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.
Tim got blapped by Charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.
by Dave202020 May 20, 2016
Get the blapmug. a blap is a fishy
by NatalyaBranigan October 2, 2021
Get the Blapmug.