fart blaming

When someone farts and blames it on someone else, usually a smaller child or someone that can not represent or defend themselves in the accusation.

Alice, you are totally fart blaming our son. You know you did it and not him.

by Millertime99 November 21, 2020

game blame

an act in when parents will blame it on the game when something goes wrong with it

kid: mom! my (console name) wont read any of my disc!
mom: its because you've been playing it for to long!
kid: mom! the wi-fi keeps going out constantly for no reason!
mom: its because you've been playing it for too long!
kid: how is playing my games affecting the wi-fi?
mom: DONT QUESTION ME!
kid: STOP GAME BLAMEING!
mom proceeds to kill (game)

by someone else thats not u March 24, 2021

blame shield

A contractor, employee or provider who is engaged by a party simply so that party can point at them at a later juncture should anything go wrong. Often performed by large corporations or government bodies where the permanent staff need to pass the buck in order to retain their comfy positions.

We had KPMG come in and perform analysis on our project. They said all the right things, and we knew they would, but we were just investing in a blame shield should things go south down the track.

by ShaneDowe April 25, 2019

deflect blame

A form of shifting blame by taking part of the blame and then shifting the main part of the blame ro another even though your completly at fault.

Example : a teen is caught with booze, takes part of the blame and then shifts the main part of ot to his friends.

Hey fred why do you always deflect blame to me ?

by Theamazinggeek June 18, 2018

blame the commies

What America says when they have a problem they can't solve.

Guy 1: Hey, some school got shot up\!
Guy 2: I blame the commies!

by A friend April 16, 2004

blame irlweg

Randomly placing blame on a third party for something that someone else has done. Made popular by the song "United Hates Guitars." The song inadvertently places blame on Ms. Irlweg who works at the airline. Irlweg has become the scapegoat of the broken guitar incident.

In the company lunchroom: Who left the soda in the freezer? It exploded and the entire freezer is covered in frozen cola. (Silence - no one speaks up).

"Blame Irlweg."

Everyone laughs and accepts the conclusion.

"Alright people, get back to work."

by RV2PHX November 24, 2009

Victim blaming

Victim blaming is when you rape a woman and then accuse her,because she was dressed like a slut and obviously wanted to be raped.This is often creating a Slutwalk and would be normal in a Rape Culture.

Sanguinetti said:"women should avoid dressing like sluts in order not to be victimized“.This is obviously victim blaming.

by Sgt.Hartmann March 16, 2016