Bert and Ernie

Derogatory term for two gay males. This can be a noun to describe someone, a noun to describe an act, and an adjective.

Noun1: Heh heh, check out Bert and Ernie!
Noun2: Ew! They were in the bathroom doin' the Bert and Ernie!
Adjective: Those two homos are so Bert and Ernie!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

Bert Mccracken

his music speaks more to me than anyone ever could.

Bert Mccraccken and his greasy hair are a role model to my generation. a generation were fuckin up and gettin hooked is a gud thing until u have done it for to long

by spongebobs drug addiction December 22, 2003

Bert Bowes Junior Secondary School

a stupid school where all the teachers pick favorites and the duties will look for any excuse to put you in the office or even to say you name and make you think that you're in trouble

bert bowes junior secondary school's

teacher #1 : hey im gonna give this kid an A just because i feel like it.

teacher #2 : what about this kid?

Duty : ya that kid was walking down the hall during lunch so i sent him down to the office... you should fail him

Teacher#1: hey thats a good idea!

by i can't wait to graduate June 10, 2009

bert mccracken

A God, the hottest, greatest person living, like walking perfection

i'd wanna do more than just him his leg!!....i dont know why i want him to bite my cheek

by .... August 15, 2003

Bert McCracken

A Very Talented Vocalist In The Band The Used.

Bert McCracken has a great voice.

by Tanika_Terror August 19, 2007

bert mccracken

bert mccracken is someone that I once knew and care very much about. He is more than just "crazy" or "hot" or all of the other typical descriptions, he is much more complicated and difficult and interesting. So much so, in fact, that I couldn't possibly try and define him.
I wish him all the things that he has ever dreamed of having, I only wish he didn't have to hurt himself so much in the process. But I guess it has always been that way with him and probably always will.
I doubt very much that he will ever see this, but if he does he should know that I love him and wish him the best. Oh, and even though it's not as fun as watching you play with " I'm with Stupid", I even listen to your music every now and then.

by rachel a. August 27, 2003

bert mccracken

Berts fucking amazing! His screaming is a rush and I live for that mother fucker....

I'd do him ina second ;)

by Anonymous November 1, 2003