Bernardo Silva

A fucking baller. Currently plays for Manchester City and the Portuguese National team.

“Bernardo Silva , running down the wing Silva, makes the blue boys sing Silva, we’re on our way to Istanbul”

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard

When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

by Ortsac and Punum July 8, 2009

Bernardsville

One of the wealthiest towns in the USA, although it still have a decent amount of middle and upper middle class areas. There are like a few streets near downtown where the illegal aliens are all packed into. Basking Ridge people are envious of Bernardsville because it is actually a real town and not attempting to be one. Basking Ridge's downtown sucks ass in comparison. To set the record straight on which town is richer.
Per Capita Income
Basking Ridge: $74,290
Bernardsville: $82,282
Laguna Beach: $85,485
Beverly Hills: $107,796
Greenwich, CT: $112,981

There High School just got a huge expansion even though enrollment is down. This is due to the out of touch populace who still send their kids to private school even though the public schools are some of the best in the State.

Meryl Streep grew up here.

Bernardsville Kid: You Basking Ridge kids are always talkin' trash about our movie theatre being shitty, yet here you are again watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid....Fags.

Basking Ridge Kids: At least we are getting $500,000 trust funds when we turn 21.

Bernardsville Kid: Yep, you'll be working for me. (classier Bernardsville kid won't so crass as to actually mention the size of his trust fund) $10,000,000

by Real Jersey January 17, 2013

Bernard

Oh yea bernard that nigga in the streets or in books 😧💯

If your book smart and street smart Bernards that nigga

by Therealoneshere January 13, 2019

Hot Bernard

When you do a girl doggy style, call your dog to have it come pee on her face. Usually the dog is drunk to lower its inhibitions.

I took that girl from the bar back to my place and one thing led to another. She sure was surprised when Sparky gave her a Hot Bernard!

by Chapo Rouge July 27, 2010

San Bernardino

An urban Wild West in California. People here live far below the poverty line. Don’t go here. All that can be seen is meth labs, mullets, and tweakers. San Bernardino is also one of the most dangerous cities in California. It is also hot as hell here.

I got shanked by some tweakers yesterday in San Bernardino

by Southbayshake September 9, 2020

Bernardsville

Super rich ass town in Central New Jersey's Somerset county. The Mountain side of it is sickly wealthy. The otherside of it consists of upper-middle/middle class people who are mostly white and a fairly large hispanic population who work to service all the other people in town and the bordering wealthy towns as well. Someone said the Basking Ridge is wealthier but is ill-informed. Per-capita income in B R is $56,000 and in Bernardsville it is $70,000.

Just for reference, the Beverly Hills per capita income is $66,000.

BTW, my Jewish Doctor lives there and the movie theatre there is awesome and more towns should emulate

Resident 1: What should we do with all these illegals in town?

Resident 2: We gotta keep em', or who's gonna wash the dishes at the overpriced restaurants in town or mow our grass.

Newly arrived from California resident 3: You better wake up and purge em' or Bernardsville will be third world within 10 years. Rich mountain, all the rest Mariachi town, Trust me!!!!

by Deport February 8, 2010