Bernard

A wizard, a doctor of magic and horticulture. Someone with the name Bernard has taught several people many ways to grow, and helped them countless times, even when they don't deserve such graceful insight, comfort and security. But don't be veiled, for he can and will handle a hoe when necessary. It's his job as a professional green thumb to maintain growth of flowers (particularly hydrangeas and roses). Ungrateful ones won't be having fun long out by the shed....

1st person, "Have you seen that gardener at the mansion? His name is Bernard."

2nd person, "Ohhh, yes I

by Wi1dBratmansLady August 31, 2020

Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’

Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky

by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020

Cum Barnacles

The collection of cum on the bottom of one's feet after jerking off in the shower.

I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.

by urbancocktionary December 15, 2011

The Ugly Barnacle

The best story ever written and told by Patrick Star

"I LOVE The Ugly Barnacle! Best story EVER!!"

by smobowser October 5, 2019

Genital Barnacles

Genital Barnacles or just the Barnacles, for short, is a mutant form of genital herpes named for its resemblance to actual marine barnacles. You will know you’ve got the Barnacles when your herpes sores become calcified and start building small colonies. Because of its calcified nature, Genital Barnacles is often hard to get rid of and can become very uncomfortable. Seek help if… the barnacles don’t go away after 2 weeks, you’ve spread your barnacles to multiple partners; you’ve got more barnacles than the hull of the Queen Mary. Barnacles often run rampant on college campuses and in lesbian communities. The disease is often spread through scissoring, and if not treated quickly, Genital Barnacles can morph into its more malignant state known as Genital Coral; if this happens, seek help immediately. Like the Ebola virus, the source of barnacles is unknown, but it is thought to originate somewhere on the Boston College campus.

Bitch I'm not touching you until you get those Genital Barnacles scraped.

by Frank Hillerman February 3, 2008

Bernard

A man who is really brave like a bear. Who looks good like a lion. Who minds his own business.

OMG!! He is such a BERNARD!!

by All girls want is me December 27, 2016

Beanaz

A lame ass dude who is never down, always snitching on the reg's, and is never a roadman. Not to be confused or misused with a racial slur.

Beanaz: If you don't do xyz the way I want it i'm not down for it

Roadman: But the whole crew is down tho

Beanaz: Nah left it still

Roadman: You fuckin' Beanaz

by a_real_roadman June 4, 2018