Bellend

Garry Jones

Garry Jones is a bellend

by Noel j December 22, 2019

Bellend

A bellend is a U.K term used for a cup / mug

You have a pretty bellend

by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022

Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.

Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.

by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024

Bellend

William Mccue

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend

by Bellend lover August 22, 2020

International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.

by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024

bellend

British insult

You're (you the reader right now) a bellend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024