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pee blender

Where three or more people go into a body of water, make a circle, arms around one another, and urinate at the same time, then spin all around to mix it all round.
Hey I need to go pee. Me too! Let go do a pee blender in the lake!
by Kyledude95 July 26, 2019
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Human blender

When you put a knife in her butthole and stick your penis in and start twisting both
Hey man I just gave this girl a human blender for the first and probably last time”
by YeetusBoi5 January 23, 2021
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Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).
Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".
by OliviaWild February 28, 2021
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Throw those BITCH’s in the blender

When u don’t pull out on time and the girl got pregnant. Duh!
Throw those BITCH’s in the blender. Cause who cares.
by Duck devil 69 June 11, 2019
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Bellend Bop

After busting a nut, your girl grabs your semi-flaccid cock with one hand gripping the shaft and repeatedly smacking the head aka bellend with the other until you beg for mercy or get stiff again for another go.
I can only get hard again if I receive a bellend bop.

My cock is so sore from last night’s bellend bop I can barely walk.

That bellend bop last night was pretty rough. It hurts when I pee today.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
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New Mexico blender

You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.
Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!

Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!
by Mikeology October 12, 2017
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Bellend boy

Thoms mussett from barton upon humber is a bellend boy
by Dale Hepworth +Mattty D August 23, 2003
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