bulldozer

Someone who looks like a bulldozer, i.e has wide shoulders, head to small for his body, short stubbly legs and a baby face.

Jack is a bulldozer

by jackisagaybaby November 3, 2010

Bulldozered

1. A failure of epic proportions.

2. Failing to meet the public's expectations.

Both definitions originate from the fiasco surrounding the launch of the "Bulldozer" Architecture CPU. Produced by AMD.

"Hey did you hear about Ivybridge, It totally bulldozered"

"Yeh Mitt Romney's out of the presidential run, he Bulldozered when he slept with that black guy"

by AMDFanboy October 30, 2011

mexican bulldozer

the act of eating mexican food then later on putting your mexican load on a tortilla and pushing it on your lover's face or just some unexpecting persons.

Dude that mexican bulldozer i pulled off the other night at taco bell was the SHIT!!!!

by tacomelt sandwich February 23, 2011

Swedish Bulldozer

A game very much like chubby bunny, were two or more men put Swedish fish in their dick holes until they can't jizz anymore the loser is the one whose jizz (sperm) forces the Swedish fish out of their dick. Usually the loser gets punished by a rhinoceros dominatrix and can't use a safe word.

Guy 1: hey bud, do you wanna play Swedish bulldozer?
Guy 2 : will a rhinoceros spank my gay ass if I lose?
Guy 1: probably.
Guy 2: hell yeah I wanna play

by Hitler's Fuckbuddy January 22, 2017

belltower

when wearing lose fitting boxers, freeballing or nude and standing with legs akimbo, a guy "belltowers" his junk/nutsack hitting the inside of both thighs like a pendulum or a bell tower.

This can also be done front to back.

belltowering, belltowered etc.

Drew came came over to my house, dropped his drawers, and demonstrated his belltower prowess to everyone.

by TurboTension September 20, 2008

bulldozer

Another name for the Jager Bomb. A mixed drink consisting of one shot Jägermeister and a half can of Red Bull.

"Most people call this drink the Jäger Bomb, but I hate conforming to what's popular, so I call it the Bulldozer.

by Mack Daddy Part II: The Revenge June 27, 2006

[bulldozer]

when you are having anal you hit the girls head on a bunch of shit and knock her out. then her butthole gets smaller because of her being unconcious, therefore you get more pleasure. so you are riding her like a bulldozer in a way because you are running into shit.

dude i did the bulldozer on my girlfriend last night and it felt amazing.

by osu5555 June 24, 2008