boredom

Boredom-noun associated with the feeling you get just before you start complaining you have nothing better to do, obsess to friends about the girl you like, go listen to crappy music like MCR, start crying and become a little emo fag.

Boredom affects all humans to a greater or lesser effect. At least once a day.
Boredom is curable by watching south park, playing video games, and pulling pranks on people.
Warning: This may result in becoming antisectarianist, a nerd, and a punk respectively.

Boredom may be temporarily diverted by trawling through UD.
See below.

RogueSpearzors says:
I've got that feeling again...boredom I think its called..

Mike AKA Jawastriker says:
Go on Urbandictionary.com and research your condition

by RogueSpearzors October 8, 2007

Boredom Bruise

An injury that a person acquires as a result of being bored and looking for some form of excitement or stimulation.

Similar to a Bar Scar with no alcohol involved. More common in males then females.

-how did you get that big lump on your head?
It's a boredom bruise, i tried doing a back flip off of my couch.

by Samsquanch21 April 11, 2010

Preparty boredom

That awful you feeling you have when you know you will be going out/to a party/social event later on in the day. Characterised by awful boredom and a feeling that time is going far more slowly than usual.

Person 1: Fancy going out into town tonight?
Person 2: Ok

*3 hours later*

Person 1: *Looks at clock again* Damn still got another 2 hours before I go out, damn this PREPARTY BOREDOM!!!!!!

by C Ron Goo June 28, 2010

boredom

boredom meen's that there is sooo nothing to do and you cant find anything to do so you go on the urban dictionary looking up stuped things like poo and other random crap otherwise you wouldent be reading this

oh my god I HATE BOREDOM!!!!

by LEMONS ARE SOUR October 18, 2008

boredom

How you were created.

Your daddy put his pee-pee in your mommy's hoo-ha that night when there was nothing else on TV.

Boredom is what George W. Bush had right before he started the war.

by He She It June 14, 2007

boredom woody

Spontaneous erection resulting from tedious inactivity (ie. long car trips, chick flick type movies, etc.)

I had to have a lady friend relieve my boredom woody midway through our trip to the beach.

by SmithT July 14, 2007

boredom killer

adjective of an object or pastime that stops a person or an audience boredom.

I love the Xbox three sixty. it slaughters boredom like chickens at a McDonalds ranch. such a boredom killer.

by Condaman February 23, 2009