Bed warmer

A man or woman that a person keeps within a relationship for the sole purpose of not being alone; Company in bed at night and a sexual playmate. The bedwarmer doesn't always know it and is under the impression that the person actually loves him or her.

Ann: Why do you keep him if you hate everything about him?
Jane: I get lonely at night and I don't want to just sleep around with random men
Ann: So he's just like your bed warmer then?

by FlamingPsycho November 13, 2012

Bed Flute

A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.

Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?

by ThaBigCheesy November 2, 2010

bed shuffle

The little dance you do when you first get into bed when trying to find the most comfortable position.

Andy knew that all he needed was a little bed shuffle to send him straight to sleep.

by Spookymuffins November 22, 2006

bed-flipper

A term used to describe the act of having to flip one's mattress over due to urination from excessive intoxication.

I blacked out so hard last night and woke up to a bed-flipper this morning.

by Harmacist October 7, 2013

bed hopper

Some slut who "hops" from one bed to another

Paris Hilton is such a "bed hopper" because she has sex with lots of men.

by G-MAGIC27 September 19, 2007

bed worthy

Same as Fuckable or Shag Worthy. Someone who is attractive enough to have sex with but not necessarily a relationship with. Or someone you are on the fence about sleeping with.

Janet: Okay...I'm going to show you his picture. He's kind of cute...I think.

Kate: (After viewing the picture) Totally bed worthy.

by Scarlett Letter February 4, 2012

bed spins

After consuming large amounts of alcohol and laying horizontally on the back or stomach, usually on a bed or couch the world will start to spin around you. If left unchecked this condition could enduce premature vomiting.
Easy remidies are as follows:
1)Put one foot on floor
2)Roll over onto side
3)Put two feet on the floor, get up, walk to the fridge or make your way back to the party and start drinking till you pass out. Don't stop now, your almost there.

Dude, Jimmy got the bed spins so bad last night he puked all over his moms $3600 leather sofa.

by jcampbell2005 July 12, 2008