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beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN
by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019
mugGet the beat my meat casandramug.

beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker
OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)
by lucasant November 13, 2023
mugGet the beat meatmug.

beat girl meat

when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)
bruh Im horny af...fuck it im finna call my chick and beat girl meat...lmao
by my fucking teeth hurt April 3, 2016
mugGet the beat girl meatmug.

a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer
“it was only a beat of meat
by rasta badmon January 23, 2025
mugGet the a beat of meatmug.

beat in the meat

huuuuuuuuuuge tits
that girls got a beat in her meat, the beat in the meat on her is unreal
by saizzle October 30, 2013
mugGet the beat in the meatmug.

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
mugGet the beat meat to itmug.

Beat it with a meat tenderizer

Simply, to beat something with a meat tenderizer. Quite thrilling.
Person 1: Man that girl Sarah beat it with a meat tenderizer.
Person 2: Aw coo- wait what does that mean??
Person 1: Uh she beat it with a meat tenderizer, obviously.
by Keouiiii February 15, 2020
mugGet the Beat it with a meat tenderizermug.

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