Beasty Broner

A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.

The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.

"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast

"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast

Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"

by Project Halifax January 3, 2014

beasty

1) to be very hungry
2) to eat a lot in one sitting

1) After that dutch i was so beasty.
2) I just got so beasty on some barbecue.

by DJ Gurgla July 9, 2003

Beasty

Someone who preformes the act of bestiality, or has sex with animals of lower class than humans.

The beasty across the street was arrested for molesting the neigbors cat.

by OrangePC January 30, 2017

Beasty

To be extremely eager to do something.

That chick was Madd Beasty to check her facebook, when she knows that she had no new messages!!

by Tiffany W. December 28, 2005

Beasty Bastardo

Something that is the best best

That is Beasty Bastardo!

by Josef Khrushchev December 31, 2007

Big Beasty Dudes

Name of the Elites in Halo and Halo 2.

Willis, the Big Beasty Dude killed me.

by bOb_the Definer March 9, 2005

Beasty

A guy who is looking really fine or acting very hot.

Don't you think that Orlando is sooo beasty?

by BeAsTeSs November 21, 2004